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Joonmyeon: How was the honeymoon?

Chanyeol: Baekhyun got very drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Chanyeol: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”

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Baekhyun: Can you guys recommend me any books that made you cry?

Chanyeol: General Mathematics 6th edition

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Baekhyun: Jongdae and Minseok are intellectuals. They are two humans at their peak intelligence

[meanwhile]

Minseok: Would you say “I just nutted” or “I just nat”?

Jongdae: Definitely nat

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Jongin: It’s literally on the way though

Kidnapper: For the last time, we’re not stopping for fried chicken

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me: :|

my brain: yo remember this?

me: wow yeah good times

my brain: and how about this one

me: *shakily* how could i forget

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baekhyun looks like a very cute classmate I had back in japan and even though no one else sees the resemblance every time I look at baek I remember him so yuuta if you're out there-

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Sehun: Hyung, you are bleeding!

Joonmyeon: Quick, call me an ambulance!

Sehun: You're an ambulance!

Joonmyeon:

Joonmyeon: [sheds one final tear] I'm so proud of you

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We love these

✨Kaisoo scenarios✨

Have a great day!❤❤

I'm just doing my part 😌💙 thank youuu

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hi!! I love your exo fake subs, they really make my day 100x better 😭😭😭

I enjoyed making them as well, so I'm glad to know they made someone else smile 🥺 thank you 💙

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Masterlist

‣ ALL

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EXO Group Chat

‣ The one where they should’ve stayed quiet

‣ The one where Baekhyun sexted in the wrong chat

‣ The one where Joonmyeon must be so done

‣ The one with the deep talk

‣ The one where EXO celebrates Hallowexo

‣ The one with Kyungsoo and Jongin’s first date and an overprotective Joonmyeon

‣ The one with the meme virus

‣ The one with the no homo late night conversation

‣ The one where this group chat is a mess

‣ The one with a bottle of wine and an unplanned confession

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EXO Texting EXO

‣ The one where Sehun tries to help Jongin talking with Kyungsoo

‣ The one where Chanyeol’s relationship with Kyungsoo is complicated

‣ The one where they won’t let each other live

‣ The one where Chanbaek won’t stop flirting

‣ The one where the members won’t let Kyungsoo have his chill

‣ The one where the couples try sexting

‣ The one with Minseok and Jongdae’s married life adventures

‣ The one with the oversharing

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EXO Texting You

‣ The one where there’s a ghost

‣ The one where you accidentally see Kyungsoo shirtless

‣ The one where you have an emergency and your roomates aka Chanyeol & Baekhyun go buy pads for you

‣ The one where Chanyeol breaks something and Kyungsoo can’t find out

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Twitter Edits

‣ The cute stranger Chanyeol saw at the mall

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Can you make a fake text where Kai gets "drunk" and flirts with Kyungsoo over text, but the next day when D.O asks about it, Kai says he wasn't drunk and meant every word? I know its a lot, but if you can it would mean the world to me. If not, you are still one of the funniest blog I've seen on Tumblr.💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

hey

it's been an eternity, but here you go 💙💙

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It’s hard to keep secrets from those who know you too well  //  ∞

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Really? Right in front of my salad?   //  ∞

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The one with a bottle of wine and an unplanned confession

↳ EXO Group Chat   //  Masterlist

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Chanyeol: Baek, it's your turn. Truth or dare?

Baekhyun: Truth

Chanyeol: I dare you to kiss me

Baekhyun: *grabs him by the neck and leans in*

Minseok: He didn't even pick dare

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EXO Fake Subs   //  ∞