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smosh reddit stories x the goldfinch crossover

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steerforth: ur literally my property

david: ah what a nice guy, glad to know he still cares for me

James Steerforth: *dismissive* oh, Miss Dartle’s scar? Yeah, I threw a hammer at her when I was a younger-what can I say, I was pretty annoyed at her that day!

David Copperfield: *benevolently* what a peculiar guy you are!

James Steerforth: *gets the kindest teacher at school fired because he is poor and he had a disagreement with him*

David Copperfield: Steerforth has such a strong character, he never backs down from challenging authority! Man, pity that Mr Mell had to resign!

Agnes Wickfield, literally David’s moral compass: Trotwood, that guy is a bad friend to have.

David Copperfield: what? Noooo, he is Steerforth! He is my best friend, that’s the way he is!

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i was thinking about lesbian winterpapen and then i imagined henry winter as a really tall buff lady and i ripped my shirt off and started howling at the moon

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so unwell over the kitten lullaby boris taught theo. it’s a song to lull a child to sleep. to be sung with tenderness and care. someone, somewhere and sometime in boris’ life, cared for him enough to sing it to him. and they did this enough times for him to remember it, word for word.

it could’ve been one of the only shreds of care he’d received over his years of neglect.

and in the playground, under the moonlight, he tries to transfer that care and tenderness to theo. possibly the most important person in his life then. he cares for him, in the only way he knows how.

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keep an eye on my sleeping kittens

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When I say I want an adaptation of the Secret History, I don't mean I want a film or TV show.

What I want is a series on YouTube acted out by a teenage girl with the actors being Littlest Pet Shops. That's what this book deserves, the finest honour.

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Has there ever been a character doomed by the narrative in precisely the same way as Dora Copperfield nee Spenlow? In a way that so painfully overlaps between real life regret and fictional expediency? For such a comic/poignant character, why is Dora Spenlow so uniquely tragic? The jury is out.

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bitches say "this is my comfort character" and then show you a picture of a character that hasnt had a day of comfort in their life

hes so me actually (my moms still alive)

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ok so we've had a lot of aus in mind and these are old sketches of the sorcerer one

and the modern one (ft Steerforth)

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donna tartt.... what a mischievous fujoshi.....

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ppl r always like “i bet boris was so lonely after theo left vegas :(“ as if boris wasn’t texting theo just to flex how many girls he was getting. like im sure he was fine.

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reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life

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me explaining how i hate dorian gray but i don’t actually hate him but he’s a bitch but it’s not his fault he’s a bitch but it IS his fault for listening to some pompous ass and being like “damn let me change my whole personality because of this bastard 😍” and it IS his fault for becoming a murderous bitch and it IS his fault for doing anything but loving basil my darling who never did anything wrong and really i want to hit dorian gray with an 18 wheeler but also he’s my girlfriend and i love him

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the vibes I bring to the function :)