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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?
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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily
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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
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Just remembering the time @confusinglyamusingly took me to a disused former nuclear bunker in Essex for my birthday and we saw the most ominous fucking sign Iāve ever seen in my life
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āyour rent should be a third of your incomeā well wouldnāt that be nice. wouldnāt it. lower the rent pussy
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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.
#prev tags >#3rd person limited pov is my favourite way to write because then *i* get to be the unreliable narrator#does a character know something? maybe they do and i am not telling...#maybe they dont and i do tell. so the audience can watch the character unwittingly walk into that disaster as they scream at them
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so Iām filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital statusā¦

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you
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I am starting to miss 2016 woke in some ways. Girlboss era Iām sorry I ever mocked youā¦
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when people are accusing you of being wrong simply be extremely fucking confusing
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every time someone infodumps to me about some crazy shit i say āi am learning so muchā and no one will ever know itās a reference to this screenshot of my middle school group chat that i treat like a well known meme

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We've lost some of the greatest posters of our generation to employment
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