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cutout in wall for you to stick your head through and take photos of with at an amusement park
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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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June 1983....
This was just a little practice lineup, and left on the sketch layer too
(im on EP 3 of Umineko and wanna draw SO MUCH OF IT....my sis is more of the Higurashi fan so i drew this for her too!!)
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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have you ever seen a more perfect girl? no you havent shut up
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90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much
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