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day in the life. of a hoarse :)
mmeeeiigghhhgghh??
step one. run through the meadowssss. like i was born to
step two. bite someones finger off 馃槵
step three. kick 馃槒 kick
step four. scratch my ooouuves
step five. EaT a BaRrElL oF hAaAyY!
step six. nnnnEEiiihggggghhhuuuuouu
step eight. stepp on someones toooeeeeeee
step noine. Dressage. Dressage is the art of horse dahncing don't you know?
step nine become emo 馃槒 becausewhenevermyhairfallslikethati. pretend to look emo step nine Be Spooked. im scared
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i 鉂わ笍 my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time





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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!
1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.
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best internet advice is do not get popular at all like. at all when u are 15. do not.
#literally being 15 is for hiding and not being seen by absolutely anyone until u are able to not be 15 anymore#being 15 is hard without the opinions of Many Random Internet People being in your headspace#shout out to anyone who has ever been 15 its a rough time
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White-crested Helmetshrike聽(Prionops plumatus), family Vangidae, order Passeriformes, Kenya
photograph by聽Birdquest
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Oh woah hey there 馃惐 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 馃惐 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 馃惐 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 馃惐 my face was there so no worries, I鈥檒l just go back to 馃惐 OH you鈥檝e pushed my face away again? Sorry I don鈥檛 mean to embarrass 馃惐 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 馃惐 You have pushed my face away again?????? 馃惐馃惐馃惐
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fun with pthalo green and quinacridone magenta!
some of these little postcard-sized paintings are going up for auction on ebay tonight at midnight (EST)! (auction closes at the end of Tue Mar. 24)
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fun with pthalo green and quinacridone magenta!
some of these little postcard-sized paintings are going up for auction on ebay tonight at midnight (EST)! (auction closes at the end of Tue Mar. 24)
#traditional art#paintings#clowns#body horror#eye horror#kiwi byrd#kiwi arts#doodles#acrylic painting
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fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary
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My instagram:instagram.com/woshibaii
My tiktok:.tiktok.com/@woshibai_art
鐢诲竷 Canvas
Translated by Guandi Wu
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To be continued...
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oh hell yes, i used to have the mushroom snail to hang on the sides of pots

Enesco Home Grown Figurine PNGs
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