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Me tho 😂

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Mark: the stars are beautiful tonight

Amy: yea they are

Mark: you know who else is beautiful?

Amy: *blushes* who?

Mark: me

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suck my dick @mister-needful. audio from here.

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I still can’t use the word whisk comfortably

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Oh shit that's deep

I asked this to Rick sometime this week; but what do you consider normal? :V

Uhhh geez, you know, t-the more I see, the more I f-feel like there ISN’T a n-normal. I kinda f-feel like the idea of n-normal is some kinda archaic f-form of j-justifying stuff people do to other people who they f-feel are different than them, and th-that trying to be n-normal and fit in a-and all that is p-pretty overrated. 

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Do you think that without you rick, morty could have a normal life?

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@askrick explain

If you could pause time, there would be no way to measure “how long” it was paused for.

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Highlight of the Day: Talking to Morty Smith(@askmorty) about my succulent😂

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I know this isn't a question but I GOT A SUCCULENT AND I NAMED IT AFTER YOU😂

Oh GEEZ really?! Gosh that’s really gosh! Th-thank you!! I wanna see a pic, i-if you don’t mind!

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I’d rather sleep all day and dream that I have a happy life than go back to my depressing reality

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how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

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If you could pause time, there would be no way to measure “how long” it was paused for.

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People talk about how fast Santa must be to cover the world in one night, but nobody ever talks about how fast the grim reaper must work 24/7

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Reindeer.

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As a kid socks were the worst gift; as an adult I depend on them as a gift.