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Max Verstappen, Miami Grand Prix Post-Race Gifset.
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More 2015 Toro Rosso Shenanigans - they let the boys out of their cages!
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And when they say the party's over, then we'll bring it right back
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I fear the amount of cunt they served in Toro Rosso was too severe and that's why Carlos didn't get that Red Bull seat

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*After the rookies made a huge mess in the paddock*
Kimi: Anyone else feel the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Kimi, imitating Max: Kimi, what are you doing?
Max, appearing behind them: Kimi, what are you doing?
Kimi: I conjured him
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Max: I'm having another baby. Kimi: Oh, I didn’t know you were ready to have another baby. But congradu- Max, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here. Kimi: What? Max: I am your mother now.
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Kimi: *sitting in a classroom to take his exams*
Teacher: alright students you may begin
*outside the classroom, next to a window*
Crofty: *holding a Sky Sports mic* and it is pencils up and away we go. Now Nico this is the math section how do you think Kimi will do on the subject he said he struggles the most with
Nico Rosberg: *also holding a mic* I think he’ll do just fine. Apparently he was seen studying with both George Russel and Max Verstappen over the weekend
*both Kimi and the teacher glare at the window*
Crofty: and Nico I believe that is our queue to quiet down and let these students take their exams
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Kidnapper: We have your child. Toto: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who keeps going on about how is dad is a powerful man and will hunt me down. Toto: Oh god, you have Kimi. Toto: I’m going to call an ambulance. Kidnapper: You’re scared that we’ll hurt your kid? Toto: The ambulance is for you when his dad gets there. *Hanging up* Max, kicking down the door: Where the fuck is my child.
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Kimi, eating ice cream: hey George
George: hey Kimi. Where did you get the ice cream
Kimi: oh Max took me out for a sweet treat after the accident
George: he what?
Kimi: yeah he said “oh accidents happen. Keep your head up.” And then offered to get me ice cream to cheer me up
George: so he didn’t lash out with unnecessary violence, or anger?
Kimi: nope he told me that it happens then invited me to watch Spa 24 with him
George: yeah I don’t know that man
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2025 rookies! and laura :D
+ some doodles!

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