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Iruka: Don't release the barrier seal on the kitchen island.

Kakashi : Why?

Iruka: I saw a spider.

Kakashi : Well, why didn't you just kill it?

Iruka: It has 8 arms and I only have two?

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Iruka: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Kakashi : I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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Iruka: Go fuck yourself.

Kakashi : Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

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Iruka: Kakashi ! Have you no dignity?

Kakashi : Of course not! How long have we known each other?

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Kakashi : I love you.

Iruka: How many people have you said that to?

Kakashi : Everyone.

Iruka: What?

Kakashi : I told everyone that I love you.

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Iruka: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?

Kakashi : No… not really.

Iruka: Are you going to do something about it?

Kakashi : Hm… nah.

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*At the police station*

Kakashi : Hi, I’m here for Iruka.

Police officer: Who’s Iruka?

Kakashi : Ah, you must be new.

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Kakashi : How did you keep them quiet in class? It's always something with those three.

Iruka : What methods have you tried?

Kakashi : I've told them "silence is golden"?

Iruka : I like the thought, though I find it's always better to be more concrete when communicating with kids their age. I probably would've gone with "duct tape is silver".

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Anko : So, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Iruka : Anko, please.

Kakashi, from across the room: He is the best big spoon, ever!

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Kakashi : I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Iruka: You convinced me eggs weren't real when you babysat me as a D rank mission.

Kakashi : They're not.

Iruka: Haha, very funny.

Kakashi : I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Iruka: No... what happened?

Kakashi : ...Why would you fall for this again-

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Iruka: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Kakashi :

Kakashi : I like you.

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Iruka: Kakashi , you risked your life to save me!

Kakashi : And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Kakashi : So, Iruka Sensei, what do you normally do first when you get home?

Iruka : I usually take a shower.

Kakashi : That sounds hot.

Kakashi: Not in a sexual way though.

Iruka : ...

Kakashi : See, a shower released cold or hot water onto a human being. Normally, I prefer my showers in the middle, but studies show that the average person prefers water hot. Thus, the shower must be hot. As in the temperature. Nothing more, nothing less.

Iruka : ...I-

Kakashi : This is not sexual harrassment.

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Iruka : What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Kakashi : Deciding to get up.

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Kakashi : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Iruka: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Kakashi : Yes.

Iruka: I'd sleep.

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Kakashi: What's this?

Iruka, hugging Kakashi: Affection!

Kakashi: I'm not used to this...

Iruka *starts pulling back: Oh....sorry, I didn't mean to..

Kakashi *pulls him back: It's nice.

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Iruka: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Kakashi : Heck.

Iruka: You're on thin fucking ice.

Iruka: Oh no-