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If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

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I’m a Tribbiani, and this is what we do! We may be not great thinkers, or world leaders, we don’t read a lot, or run very fast… BUT DAMN IT, WE CAN EAT!

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I could do this every day with you, Ms. Bak.

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Happy Halloween!

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I love these! From a series by photographer Sophia Vogel called With and Without. Which she summarises (translated from German):

The project and each individual image is intended to encourage society to think about itself, its own body, about acceptance. For diversity and against beauty ideals (advertising) and all the environs for the exterior. I advocate in this work for self-love and acceptance of one’s own body, as well as the acceptance of others with their peculiarities.

It’s also an excellent illustration of the absurdity of our default clothed habits. Even if you’re not able to overcome the wider cultural taboo of nudity, why wear clothes at home when it’s not cold? What purpose do clothes serve when you’re just sat at a computer or watering your plants? You don’t need protection from clothing most of the time. Indeed sometimes, like doing yoga, they’re just a hindrance! 

Being naked should be normal; we all have bodies, and they are far both far more diverse and far more alike than the media representation of bodies would have so many believe. I think we’d all be happier healthier people if we weren’t so scared of our own physical forms.

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We were just talking about when they first met. I don’t think we know it. Such a great story. Well, Amanita used to go through girlfriends the way people binge TV shows. When Nomi went to City Lights… She was looking for this obscure book… And when she found Amanita… When she was shelving returns. And the book that Nomi was looking for was right there in Amanita’s hand. Which is just about the best description of love we’ve ever heard.

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DID SOMEONE SAY * CRACKS KNUCKLES *#BIWEEK !? 

let’s do this. 

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Golden Trio + Chess Pieces

Harry, you take the empty bishop’s square. Hermione, you’ll be the queen-side castle. As for me, I’ll be a knight.

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Dog snaps

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The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

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things people do that I adore-

when folks sit on counters or tables or other things that aren’t meant for sitting on

when someone is reading a book and their eyes light up just a little bit more, and they look up at read aloud lines or even paragraphs they love

“look at the sunset” “look at that dog” “look at this flower” ppl who see beauty everywhere make my heart smile

people who hand out cookies to their neighbors???????? so pure?????

when someone sends you or shows you something and says “this reminded me of you”

when somebody catches you saying something you don’t usually, like “you said ‘anyhow!!!!!’ you always say ‘anywho’!!!!!” and it’s like?????? you noticed that???????

when they’re applying hand lotion and they spread some on ur hands

when somebody smiles at you and your heart just goes !!!! hello!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! I love you!!!!

when people interrupt you to give you a compliment and then are like “sry to interrupt, please continue’

when they take rando photos of you out of the blue

when they’re trying to explain something they’re passionate about but they keep getting distracted and cutting themselves off and they’re so excited and it’s adorable

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I learned in a history class that because Einstein was an immigrant none of the US (white) colleges or universities would let him join their faculty but black colleges and universities welcomed his brilliance with open arms.

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I looked away, because he was staring at me, and I knew I was flushed, and I knew I’d made a face, though I still wanted him to stare at me even if it embarrassed me, and I wanted to keep staring at him too…

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