my girl on her way to fucking kill kylo
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A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
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THIS DOGS FACE MAKES ME SO HAPPY
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source
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poor white conservatives.. darn it, its hard….
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fucking SOLD this masters shit is hard and I'm gay as SHIT so Lord knows I'll never have any children so good luck cashing that one in, Satan
Avoid having to raise your kids by selling it to Satan in exchange for your masters degree
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sing us a song, youre the piano man
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today’s the day
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thank you to @tchaikovsgay and @freckledai who suggested some very amazing puns on my “under the c” post
i present
mozhark and bachtopus
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Period period go away, don't come back I'm fucking gay.
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me (cleaning up): holds knife
intrusive thoughts: what if-
me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
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