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I didn't realize just how much our dining room ac unit was doing for us until I turned it off the fiberoptic man

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Mezzo - Chapter 14 - Tooth & Nail

Pairing: mshenko | Rating: M Tags: Canon-typical violence, trauma, dealing with your problems poorly, body autonomy struggles   Summary: The twists and turns of ME2, through the eyes of everyone but Commander Shepard. Chapter Summary: Liara tells the truth. Shepard makes a mess. Jacob gets a good look at Ceberus-made biotics in action and has some Thoughts. AKA, Three Biotics Walk into Dantius Tower and Shepard Makes It Everyone's Problem.

Chapter 14: Tooth & Nail | Read on Ao3

[Incoming communication request for krios.thane from t’soni.liara.]

[Encryption protocol 9.087.1258]

[Accept?]

[Request accepted]

[Establishing connection]

[Transferring encryption per Sunset Protocol]

[Secure line established]  

LT: There has been a development.

TK: Is there a problem?

LT: Yes. Dantius Towers is on lockdown. She knows you’re coming.

TK: You have a leak.

LT: I will take care of it.

TK: Then I shall consider our contract terminated.

LT: No. Proceed as planned.

TK: I do not understand.

LT: I am providing you with a distraction. He will ensure you get your opportunity. I only ask that once the job is done, you listen to what he has to say.

TK: This is unwise.

LT: Trust me.

TK: Trust is not in my contract.

LT: Very well.

LT: I have information about your son. It is yours at no charge if you listen to the human I am sending to help you.

TK: My son is not part of this arrangement.

LT: Then I shall keep the information.

[Idle notice: secure line will be terminated in 50 seconds due to inactivity.]

TK: I will proceed as planned.

[Secure connection terminated by user request.]

~

23 December 2185, Crescent Nebula, Tasale System, Illium

The entire time Liara speaks, Shepard watches her through steepled fingers from a seat on the couch in the apartment she still hasn’t called home. The apartment itself had belonged to Benezia, though none of her things remain. They few that had personal significance she’d packed in boxes that are now stacked neatly in the back of the spare bedroom while she decides what to do with them. In the meantime, the man who’d shot her sits in her living room as an invited guest.

She sits across from him in an oversized chair. The tea she poured him slowly grows cold, the plate of luxed muscle drops remains untouched. She never had been able to convince Shepard to give asari cuisine a fair shot.

She tells him everything.

Read from the beginning | Read the rest on Ao3 | The Mezzo Playlist

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Doing Tali’s loyalty mission like-

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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i have good news and i have morally grey news

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she double parked the cunt mobile on mother avenue and turned the whore-ways on

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this (cut content) is fucking hilarious. idk if turians even have enough meat to be worth eating along with the dextro issue, but the mental image of wrex talking about buffalo wings and garrus is just standing there sweating is so funny.

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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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[on the verge of defeat and delirious with lust] i could be a wound in your heart that will never heal

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old tumblrcore. if you remember these youre entitled to a veteran's discount

follow forever

"rebagel"

nightposting

the reblog button being on the top

everyone referring to david karp as "daddy"

"can you make this ask rebloggable?"

redux edits

babblr

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

missing e

"REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE" (30 gay-themed gifs)

losing post editing because of John Green

hipster bloggers vs fandom bloggers

when messaging finally came out and we had to infect each other with it like we were playing Plague Inc

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Adriana Smith’s neonate was delivered today, 3 months early (around 28 weeks).

She will finally be allowed to rest and taken off of life support.

Her family’s fundraiser is nowhere near its goal, and now they have tremendous NICU costs to look forward to based on how her son was able (or unable) to develop under the duress of all those life saving drugs they pumped his mom full of.

Please allow this mother’s spirit to rest and support their family as they’re finally allowed to grieve poor Adriana being used as an incubator for the state.