#SAMMMMMM

[i-will-go-with-you-five]

so far i have contributed (1) thing to the zr discord and that was a character analysis of Sam from how AVITD set up his development of confidence in season two

[soysaucecas]

[ID: Four SPN screenshots of Amelia and Sam talking. She says, "I think it's creepy you buy all your clothing at Army Surplus. White supremacists do that." He starts, "Yeah, but I'm not-" and she says, "Serial killers do that." Sam laughs and says, "Fair enough." /end ID]

he's so funnyyyy like yeah fair enough i AM a serial killer

[st4rfckerz]

sometimes when i go to check my inbox i get distracted and stare at the gif in my header for a while

[0uimonami]

same

[bleue-flora]

c!SAM

[joffyworld]

MONTHLY ILY JOFFY BCS UR SO COOL ATTACK !!!!

Looks at you with my awesome orbs of nondescrived color bcs i still dk my eye color

(also thats Film Cooper if ur curious)

YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIIIIIIIIIIII SAMMMMMMMMMMM

[aircushionedsoles]

raaaughhh i cant wait to see themmm

[eyesofshan-if]

what are your favourite IFs and ROs?

oooh... juicy 🧃to be honest, i haven't had much time to read other ifs, so i don't know that many of them! but here are the few that i'm actively follow and obsess over (and look up to as literary masters because gosh)

infamous by /infamous-if. literally everyone and their mother knows this if and what can i say 🥲 i'm one of the many sheeple too. i'm so obsessed?? with the way amy writes messy relationships and people because i could never make them feel natural. like i try and it just reads like two toddlers squabbling in a parking lot. somehow she manages to make writing a fictional song in a fictional music competition fun. the ros feel like living breathing people. it's amazing to read and to learn from. but yeah august, seven and orion all have a vice grip on my heart

/merrycrisis-if and /collegetennisoriginstory!! i'm head over heels for three out of the four ros in the tennis game. allie's diction is so good and flows so well it intimidates me. like where is this vocabulary coming from. the words are so light?? and there's an upbeat feel to each sentence and the pace feels like skipping home after a long day ends. how is there humour that is actually funny in every sentence. why am i already in love with the ros even though i've only spent one scene with them. truly the slice of life god. she's making me want to go to university but i am already!! in university!! and disclaimer its nowhere near as fun 🥲!!!! i use her work as a writing study for my own 😭 g, rayyan and SAMMMMMM!!!!! gods i want to hold them in my hands and go 💋💋💋💋💋

other ifs i follow are ATOC (it got me into the if community and xelef? mwah mwah), golden rose, fallen hero (ortega my love), the exile and when twilight strikes. but it's been a while since i've read them so my memory might be a little rusty. still, they're all wonderful books and i check up on them from time to time :))

if you have any recommendations though, i'm all for suggestions!!

[custard-cream-queen]

SPOILER - TMAGP 31

We're so back guys.

Here we go. I don't know whether to be scared or exited.

OOOOWOWOW

Y'all Colin got chomped by the computer.

The computer had his hand for desert.

JONNYYYYYYYYYYY

Oh FR3D1 ate Colin

Colin doesn't sound to happy in that sound clip.

Periodic table song ahh sounding shit

"Celia didn't think so" CELIAS A BITCH

Was that a tape recorder I heard?

Sam?

SAM!

The stranger??

Jack.

Oh she sacrificed Sam for Jack. That makes it a lil bit better.

"We can choose not to get involved" past experience says no.

Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do.

What are y'all scheming

Wait, is Celia's case just... her own experience of hopping universes?

Oop.

FR3D1 is now conscious.

Sammmmmm!

Where is he.

"Not curious music you cretin" I love this guy.

It is the stranger. I'm a genius.

Captain?

CELIA?

BUT

THAT MEANS

THIS IS EITHER A COMPLETELY NEW UNIVERSE

OR TMAGP CELIA ISNT TMA CELIA

Gertrude?

WAIT A DAYM SECOND

WAIT A DAYMMMMMMMM SECOND

DOMAINS??

Don't take be back to them you assholes. Give me Sam back

IT DID EAT COLIN!

Celia threw him in there dipstick.

Not the eye poetry.....

They've got her, lords

WAIT THE EYE

GIVE ME A NAME

NAME DROP TMI

Gone?

Oh, the gay apocalypse

We love a good statement.

THE ARCHIVIST DIED?!

OH THIS IS THE OG?!

Whisper whisper whisper

Heidi I live a name drop

Click.

OH WE ARE SO BACK.

[drops-of-universe]

i have to stop loudly saying "SAMMMMMME" every time someone mentions anxiety

[some-pers0n]

Sam Lake I saw you in that crowd you can't hide from the cameras Sam istg Sam Lake you better explain something about what's next for Remedy game I know you're there Sam Lake

People watching The Game Awards thinking they'll get Half-Life 3, Silksong, or Bloodborn on PC when the only reveals are more hyperrealistic AAA slop, quirky lol random "erm did that just happen?" games, and a new The Last of Us Ultimate Remaster (which is different than the last remaster)

[sweeterthancandy]

someone send asks for sammmmmm i miss him SEND THEM NOW!!!!!!

DUMB IDIOT. I NEED HIMMM👅

[starrwrrld]

🤍✨️send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going✨️🤍

Hi sammmmmm <3

hiiiii my beloved!!! <3

you are beyond wonderful ofc, and yk that, ily mwah <3

[pasquallies-official]

heyyy sammmmmm

What now?

~ Sam

[hyperfixated-maybe]

SAMMMMMM! Have any TLK/TLG oc’s you’d like to share? If not, can you tell me more about Kwazii???

AAAA NIKKI I DON'T!! I find it really difficult to create OCs for existing media :\

BUT!! about Kwazii!!!

I want to talk about what my gaggle of children look like! I haven't drawn all of them, but you sort of know what some of them look like from when I drew them last time.

Characters:

Kwazii - 12 year old trans boy. Tan skin and long, dirty ginger hair. he has freckles, and the left side is extra pigmented. his left eye is brown, but the right is green. He's short, too thin, and fast af. Who fucking knows what his race is. could be any mixture of things.

Dorian - 14 year old boy. White skin and dark brown, close cropped hair. He's tallest in the group but hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. he speaks with a slight Scottish accent. Dark brown eyes. Also thin, but not as bad as Kwazii. (Basically just that he eats at least two meals a day...)

Amalya - 14 year old girl. She has long dark hair in locs and Black skin. Her features are Ghanaian. She's got brown eyes, and again, a slim build. She's the second tallest, only a few inches shorter than Dorian.

Esmeralda - 6 year old girl. She is mixed, Black and Native American. She has big brown eyes and shorter, super thick black hair. She still has a bit of baby chub on her, which she might have grown out of if she had ever had the chance to grow up at all.

Theodore - 10 year old boy. His mother was Muisca and his father was an Englishman. Theo ended up with medium brown hair and light brown doe eyes, yet still having skin too dark to pass as white. (which, since this is the 1920's and Theo actually interacts with society, causes him a bit of trouble.)

[samama--khalid]

Colin and sammmmmm sitting in a treee

K I S S I N G

....real mature