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B: What’s the most amount of Birdies you’ve had in a week? x
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male country artists: i love my truck and my beers
female country artists: i am going to kill my husband
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Watch: The trailer for ‘Hidden Figures’ is here — and it looks incredible.
follow @the-movemnt
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Cards Against Humanity is letting customers pick which 2016 candidate they’ll donate to, as long as it’s Clinton
The game’s creators have launched a fundraiser, America Votes With Cards Against Humanity, where they’re letting their customers decide which of the two campaigns should received the donations the company collects.
“Today, we’re letting America choose between two new expansion packs about either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump,” the project’s website reads. “At the end of this promotion, Cards Against Humanity will tally up the sales of both packs, and depending on which pack gets more support, we will donate all the money in support of Hillary Clinton’s campaign.”
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i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”
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Top 5 Ways to be an LGBTQIA+ Ally Now That “No Gays Allowed” Mike Pence is Trump’s VP pick:
#1: Register and vote
#2: Register and vote

It’s not just the presidential race - 88% OF CONGRESS IS UP FOR RE-ELECTION. GUESS WHO IS PASSING ALL THE ANTI-LGBTQIA+ AND ANTI-ABORTION LAWS?!?
#3: Register and vote
NEVER FORGET THAT IF PRESIDENT OBAMA HADN’T PUT JUSTICES ELENA KAGAN AND SONIA SOTOMAYOR ON THE BENCH, WE WOULD NOT BE CELEBRATING LEGAL GAY MARRIAGE TODAY. THE SPLIT OF THE VOTE WAS 5/4.
#4: Register and vote

Please share this simple #1-2-3 with anyone who says “voting doesn’t matter”
#5: Register and vote

TL;DR VERSION:
1. THIS IS NOT A F’ING DRILL.
2. YES VOTING MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE
3. U.S. READERS REGISTER TO VOTE HERE AND PLEASE SHARE!
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Educational Spending Logic 💰 by Thomas Sanders
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I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone
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