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yeah yeah happy new yuri or whatever

Happy New years everyone!!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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da only place im takin you out to is da dump! yes

will you take me out to dinner @therealbigc ?

not me in the photo but you get the point

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i miss jaspa 😔

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Imagine you had a British accent instead of a New Jersey accent

I dink i would unplug myself, I could neva be british

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ooc:ive been very burntout, i dunno when im ever gonna post again 😭😭 whoopsies!

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i like dis one, she reminds me of moiself!

What's everyone's favorite My little pony character!

Mines Trixie 😊

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Howdy Y’all ! It’s A While Past My Bedtime , But I’m Still Up If Any Of Y’all Want To Shoot The Breeze A Bit ! A Certain House Guest Has Been Keepin Me Up With Some Interestin Modern Music ….

Granpappy. Do you mean the thunderstorm?? I stopped experimenting with chord progressions 2 hours ago so it’s either the thunder or those damn porch swing chains I keep forgetting to oil …Really oughta get on those in the mornin

Oh . Hehe …. Sorry Junior …

Yeah, yeah, old man. Bet you just didn’t want to admit to that storm anxiety. I’ll go get your ThunderShirt.

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good lord i gotta step in-

uh okay nerd, dinking about planets and shit, why dont u stop eating shrimps with da whimps (your.. kittens? is dat like, adoption fer you or slavery or what?) and come eat lobsta with a monsta (me)

Do you guys ever think about how our world is just some massive rock floating through an endless void of darkness where other rocks are floating until their eventual demise to a huge ball of fire and plasma waiting to explode after a few million years and how that will some day be our own solar system that will meet it's end to the very thing we call a sun, our life here is small compared to the endless abyss that will one day consume all of existence, we are here for such a small time that our lives are nothing compared to the amount of time whatevers out there has.

Also, I named one of the orange kittens nibbles, he's very playful!

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you most definitely are too! and... yea maybe ya are a bit funny but dat dont mean you can upstage me like how you did!

Hi I’m new here!

A pleasure to meet you Mr Cheese! I have to say I love your personality and you’re very funny. I also enjoy all the old showtapes. My question is out of all the guest stars who was your favorite? (Helen doesn't count sorry lol!)

why dank you! bein on dis app and havin all of yous say im your favourite has really been an ego boost. anyway, anyway! helen not countin doesnt change who my answer is. harmony howlette! she migtve been a bigger stage hog dan jasper, but she was real funny, ill give her dat!

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oh jesus christ knock dat off will ya?

Kids these days are really weird!

What the hell is a "Gyatt"!!!?

I'm so confused...

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of course not! i got too many cigars for me ta smoke any too far, i know da consequences from uh... experience. whyd ya dink im an orphan?

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oh! one of my grandsons told me it was some sorta acrosym or whateva, it means "god you are totally tubular" i dink its a new cqtholic sayin

Kids these days are really weird!

What the hell is a "Gyatt"!!!?

I'm so confused...

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DID LITTLE CHUCK DO 911???

mista cheese they hit the second tower

good, cuz i dont like dem stoipid fucks in new york, jersey for life!

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What’s your favorite pizza topping?

Also to add with that what is your opinion of pineapple on pizza?

my favourite pizza topping has gotta be cigar ash, and i dont care much about pineapple on pizza, as long as da folks are buyin da pizza from me! heheherh!

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mista cheese they hit the second tower

good, cuz i dont like dem stoipid fucks in new york, jersey for life!