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Out of the library and down to the river for Summer Eights, when Oxford goes wild to see which rowing teams will be ‘Head of the River’ 🚣♀️🏆!
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Musical discovery: "What do we do with a drunken sailor?" and "Lactating into a cup and screaming" have the same meter.
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*Wandering in a dark alley, I see a blood stain* "Hm... Looks like a mystery" *I pull my clitoral hood over my head to keep the rain off while I begin to look for clues in a cool and subtly badass way*
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trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing
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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
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Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon and Kelly Asbury
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Water-Lilies by Claude Monet, 1904 (Musée des Beaux-Arts de Caen)
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Miss Piggy’s Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection is a picture book featuring sixteen (minus the “The Birth of Venus” parody) different muppet parodies of famous artwork, edited by Henry Beard and illustrated by John E. Barrett, and published by Holt, Rinehart and Winston in 1984.
A majority of the illustrations were originally from the Miss Piggy’s Art Masterpiece Calendar which were all reprinted with commentary from Miss Piggy herself and new additions that expanded on the “Kermitage Collection” from the calendar.
illustrations continued:
Henri Rousseau. The Sleepy Zootsy.
Rembrant van Rijn. Arisfroggle Contemplating the Bust of a Twerp.
Jan Vermeer. Young Lady Adorning Herself with Pearls (and Why Not?).
Grant Wood. American Gothique.
Pablo Picasso. Pig Before a Mirror.
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