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Writing music shuffle, June 25

(On summer days like these)

I have been In The Mood for this album lately :D ❤️

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pins by Abprallen

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so I've been OBSESSED with Murderbot

I've already largely changed my mind on it's design like 3 times but Vico Ortiz remains my ultimate inspiration

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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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(Obligatory song link: Heavy Balloon)

i spread like strawberries i climb like peas and beans i’ve been sucking it in so long that i’m bursting at the seams

- fiona apple, heavy balloon

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Yeah I'll drink hot coffee in 100 degree heat

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This.

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the apple sketch

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Mr. Brown of Brown's Word Of Carpets

A birthday gift for @fuzzygoblin ❤️

@goodomensafterdark

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Writing music shuffle, June 23

(Even I can see that you don’t mean it)

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Gift fic for cheese! (Warning: is cheesy)

Rated Explicit | ~6K words | one-shot/complete

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN, CHEESE 🥰 And biggest thanks to @tansyogg for not only the inspired beta reading but 99% of the puns. If you like puns, especially cheesy ones, thank a Tansy with all your heart 🥰 If you don't like puns, get out of here! You'll be so sad!

CW/Tags:

South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), Anal Sex, Rimming, Temperature Play, specifically with piping hot baked brie in sensitive places, Kitchen Sex, Food Sex, food with sex, food in unsanitary places, come and brie, mentioned sex in other places around the cottage, attempts at dirty cheese talk, Cheese, cheese puns, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), ineffable refractory periods, Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley has a sexy robe, confusing maps, mention of Paul Hollywood, Love, Romantic Fluff

Summary:

That is the question. And the answer to that question (for Crowley) is NO.

Actual Summary:

Aziraphale is wild about brie. Crowley’s not. Aziraphale’s also wild about Crowley. Crowley’s fine with that. Set in the South Downs, post-series.

Read at the AO3!

(tagging @goodomensafterdark like a good goblin! Come tell cheesy jokes with us!)

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“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

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New Good Omens fic: “East of the Sun, West of the Moon”

Art by @kiratastic !!

Do you want:

Dark fairy tale vibes?

The Ballad of Tam Lin with consentacles (consensual tentacles)?

An arranged marriage with a mysterious stranger?

Shape-shifting sex magic on the wedding night?

Monster Hunter Aziraphale/Shapeshifting Monster Crowley AU?

HAVE I GOT A FIC FOR YOU. Here’s the AO3 link. (rated Explicit; 11k)

(Yes, that link takes you to Chapter 2. That’s the right place to start!)

You want a sample? Read on!

I watched the silver scales rise along his wrists; watched them give way to white down, to golden fur, to flickering, dancing colours. His long and beautiful fingers worked swiftly, tugging my loose, open trousers down over my hips, and soon I stood naked before him in the lamplight.

He made a low, aching sound, then, muffled behind his veil. With a hand on my shoulder, he turned me gently, and traced a finger along the map of stars scattered over my back, down to my tailbone. The feather-light patterns of his touch made me gasp.

“It is you,” he murmured, almost to himself. “Aziraphale. You are the one I have searched for. You are the one I have found. You are the one who will set us both free.”

He turned me towards his veiled face once again. “Put out the light,” he whispered, “and make love to me.”

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Writing music shuffle, June 20

lick it lick it

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!