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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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huge cheeseburger and $5000 dollars could fix me

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ponygirl military unit who all say “cloppy that”

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At Nara, Japan this morning in the rain - this kid was sharing his umbrella with a deer… melted the heart :)

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Thiddies OUT but still rocking that designer choker.. she knows what she’s about. That smile? She really dgaf.. thiccorita

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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the end to this thread is killing me

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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I’m obsessed with this video

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great