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Not to be autistic about old Australian television but this might well be one of the best gags they ever did on IMT

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Puppy at heart

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Do newlywed couples really want to "consummate" the marriage on their wedding night? Are you not exhausted? How do you have the energy for that after a whole day of being on your feet and greeting distant relatives you don't remember?

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ANOK YAI at the 2024 Met Gala (May 6, 2024)

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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would you?

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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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I've been looking forward to Junicorn for half a year and i can't even participate properly as i'm busy with other art + art fight preparations 😩

But i sure can drop these 4 quick weirdos as my contribution to it...

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studies 👀

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'Bats' by Edward Gorey

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You’re never gonna get an angel bound in human form that isn’t some sort of fucked up. You’re cutting it off from all sorts of metaphysical senses, extradimensional perceptions, and biologically impossible physiology all at once. That’s like if you pancaked a human down to 2D and took away all our senses besides touch and smell. You’d be pretty weird too.

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hi, i made some of my designs into patches: https://dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com/

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

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(via mrbrianfirenzi)

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Heard lesbians like them