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still haven’t moved on from this btw.

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I think a lot about the architecture ideas drawn by Étienne-Louis Boullée

They're sketches from the 1780s and they look like the end of the fucking universe

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rotates rotates rotates

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Love these fools, rereading GtN knowing what an unreliable narrator Gideon is and learning more about the other residents of Canaan house from HtN just makes it so much funnier thinking about how these two goofs manage to look like proper terrifying, super intimidating nuns of the Locked tomb but really..

neurotic necro-nerd and her fake goth jock, both CRIMINALLY unsocialized.

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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spent most of today FINALLYYYYY figuring out how i wanna draw everyone’s favorite guitar kisser ^_^ ft. several silly jokes relating to hcs that are very near and dear to me + that i’ve been marinating on for a while now… i adore this bitch with my whole heart!!! the fuck!!!!!!!!!

last pic is based on this video that has just been constantly bouncing around my brain like a windows screensaver for the past few weeks . that critter has absolutely no idea wtf is going on <3 god bless

several crops under da cut because i’m worried that tumblr will punish me for squishing all those sketches into one image by decimating the quality -_-

i’m obsessed with their face i love how sharp and angular their whole design is it’s sooooooo fun to stylize <333 i was going to go into more detail on the freaky shit i think is going on w/ their eyes and tongue and teeth but i remembered an outfit i wanted to draw them in + got on a roll trying to visualize other hcs soooo i forgor. sorry! maybe next time …

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I think Mac date everything is transfem

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freaking wolf kid

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What they don't warn you about is that if you're the only girl in a group of weird nerd guys is that there's a solid chance you're gonna grow up into the only guy in a group of weird nerd girls

You will, however, still be talking about Warhammer.

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[oc] “girl, you really got me goin' / you got me so I don't know what I'm doin'” 🎵

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The inherent conflict of being alive is that your cells just love water. Great stuff for cells. Excellent for transporting things around in, really helps counteract gravity and make that 3rd dimension fully accessible. You as an organism however, want atmosphere. It's got all those awesome gases, like oxygen. Those gases are great! But they're not very good at getting in the water. Lots more of them outside the water.

Now some organisms went ahead and said "well, our cells want to be in the water, we're made of cells, we're staying in the water". And I respect that! Gotta respect that. Lots of 'em stick to the surface, get a little bit of the good gases, but keep themselves nice and watered up (wet) to keep their cells happy. Some make do with whatever cool gases have managed to dissolve into the water, thanks to a process known as "churning that shit up" that happens on the water's surface. Doesn't work out great for them, but you know, they made their decision and they committed to it. You gotta respect that.

Now some organisms, especially a lot of old ones, were afraid of commitment. They hung out at the water's edge, breathing all the gases and shit, but still needed to make sure they could stay wet. Like, their plan was to leave the water, but stay wet. Not a great move, if you ask me. Usually it works, but only until it doesn't. You ever seen dried up moss? Ask it how it's "stay wet but not in water" plan went. It can't answer you. It fucked up. That's what you get for not committing.

Now trees though, trees had the other idea. Trees and some other plants were like, no problem. I'm gonna take my water with me and never ever let it go. They developed specialized cells and shit. They got whole layers dedicated to keeping the water the fuck in. They got other cells dedicated to hunting down any water in a square fuckometer and taking it for themselves. That's hustle. That's a game plan. Some plants got so good at it they saw these dry-ass stretches of land that saw rain less often than you saw your mother smile as a child and were like "okay but is the amount of water not literally zero? Yeah? We're good."

The moving orgisms tried to copy trees, naturally. Making hard outer layers to trap the water in for their cells. But it was pretty weak. They kept going on about needing holes for the moisture to leave, and wet surfaces for their eyeballs. Then some of us got stupid and decided maybe we only needed like a half-decent layer protecting our water. "Semi-permeable" they marketed it as. Oh it's fine they said. We'll live somewhere wet, they said. Yeah how'd that work out for that moss again.

And now I get a headache if I go like 3 hours without drinking a glass of water. I should've been a pine tree.

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Expelled from Word, he is now trying to contact you through other programs...

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Your Touch

Finally, after sitting on this for seven months, I can post this wonderful Lumity piece from the endlessly talented @gibbledygoo! This was the last piece I was able to secure before their work on the upcoming The Elves of Amaranth took precedent. Luz and Amity in the library was one of the earliest scenes I envisioned in my fic, Your Touch | Freedom to be Me, but it underwent a number of changes along the way as the lore (and word count...) expanded in my head. Originally, Luz and Amity would wind up in an arrangement where Luz would treat Amity's severe touch starvation in exchange for Amity not betraying her knowledge of the wild witch Eda and apprentice to the Emperor's Coven. A lot has changed. A lot stays the same. It's always tragic and it's always beautiful, and it's always worth it.