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NANALAN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TRAFFIC I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD THE SIGN IS EVEN COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT SEATBELT IS JUST STUCK ON IT’S NOT GONNA HELP YOU OH GOD

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#submit this for best short at the oscars

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well u heard @roysyesterdayjam

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Dragon Age: Origins standard edition is on sale on Origin for $2.99 / 85% off!

FYI. In case anyone following me who is interested doesn’t own it.

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College AU where Bitters and Jensen work for the IT department. Palomo keeps calling for help with minor problems because the girl who answers the phones sounds cute. Jensen gets sick of it and hands the phone over to Bitters for a night, figuring that the guy won’t tie up the line with his bad flirting for someone else.

Instead Palomo just turns all the flirting on Bitters.

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LINDSAY JONES SHIPS MECHANICAL ROSE. FUCKING INCREDIBLE. 

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i should make a low-effort cookbook

like you get those ‘i hate to cook! 101: easy meals for the kitchen novice!’ and it still wants you to make a three-cheese spinach casserole

mine would be like

did you know you can put chocolate chips on a spoonful of peanut butter and obtain the perfect snack

did you know if you crack some eggs into your pasta sauce and stir there’s more protein in it so you can go longer without having to make another goddamn meal

did you know you can mix a cup of cooked rice to any condensed soup instead of water and now you have dinner and breakfast

also put cheese on it

put cheese on fucking everything

and finally here’s a list of things you can microwave in a short enough time that you won’t walk out of the kitchen, go back to bed, fall asleep for four hours, and totally forget you attempted a lunch

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.

say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.

ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)

know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

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Another Red vs Blue headcannon! This time it’s Kimball, the bad arse leader of the New Republic!

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woah yes I’m back with another Red vs Blue video and this time it’s sad

but you can play a fun game with this video called ‘spot the dead north reference’

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“The End” RvB13

Petition to call Tucker “Agent Kentucky” now that he’s wearing freelancer armor?

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So I’m finally caught up with Red vs. Blue and OHMYGOOOOOOOOSH! SEASON 13 IS AMAZING!! XD

I’ve never drawn anything RvB before so I tried out doing my own headcannons (get it head-cannons) for my two favorite characters, Caboose and Wash!

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shut up and dance plays softly in background

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Caboose would totally be that talkative kid from next door who keeps making macaroni art for Mr Red Dad. At first Sarge was super confused because Caboose just popped up one day and shoved a gooey pasta mess in his direction but now he’s pretty much accustomed to it. (Though you can bet your ass that there’s always space on the red fridge for the blue kid’s latest creation.)