#you won

[morickkk]

Something soemthing when watchers wanted to make him suffer first, something soemthing

[charliegoober]

She's dead, Scar. You won.

[ykiwrite]

i'm not in love

[bad] description: Wednesday pays you a visit in school

"And this is how you do differential equations guys. Any questions? Do i need to explain it again?" asked the professor of your beloved subject math, sarcastically of course.

"No, no we get it" shouted the entire class collectively already ready to leave in hopes of finishing earlier than intended despite understanding close to nothing before being interrupted by a gem amongst stones.

"Yes, actually can you repeat that part where…"

At that very moment you and every single being in that room let out a disappointed and annoyed sigh. Muffling out every noise surrounding you along with your vision going dark as you rested your head between folded arms acting as a pillow. Might as well take a rest since your phone died meaning no music, no music meaning no other options left except sleep to pass the time.

The bell rang and you were pretty sure everyone right now wished to be people speeding down the hallway heading out. 

"Guys, silence please. Listen to me for a minute, this is very important which i forgot to mention. We'll finish quickly and you got your break."

His rambling, although you were detached from everything could be present up until it got quiet out of the blue. Raising your head and adjusting your vision wondering what's the reason behind the silence until you spotted the reason and made eye contact with it.

Quite impossible to miss the one and only, from head to toe wrapped in black Wednesday, your Wednesday Addams.

"I am sorry for interruption sir, i considered since the bell rang the class is over therefore i may come in."

"Well uh, yes you can but i didn't finish my lecture yet."

"Would you mind if i were to take a seat in the back of the class until it's finally over? I planned on waiting for someone from this class in front of the school but your lectures allegedly prolonged."

"Yes of course, go ahead." said the man whose voice you swore was trembling at one point as he turned around to bring a lecture to an end. "Where were we?", hand hovering above the board pointlessly moving in circles in order to remember. Great, now she even confused him which will make this even longer.

As Wednesday made her way to you, swiftly moving in between rows of desks and chairs people kept turning around once they were out of her vision. Both peripheral and the center one, it's better to play it safe.

"I see how you pay attention in class." was her first words of the day spoken to you when she sat next to your empty seat. Looking at your as well empty white notebook page you couldn't defend yourself.

"Wow, not even a hi and how are you for your beloved girlfriend?" you said faking a disappointed flat tone. "Besides, what are you doing here? I can already see 90% of people in this class won't sleep tonight because of you. I can't afford to pay for therapy bills." 

"That's entirely not my problem. The reason i visited is because Enid told me you didn't answer her text messages." 

(That definitely was not the reason but you let it slide)

"You mean your text messages? I know when you use her phone, Enid doesn't use proper grammar. It screams 'Wednesday'. Also my phone died so that's why."

"Hmmm" she muttered looking you dead in the eye as if interrogating with hope you will break and confess. "I'll take that as an excuse."

"Okay but what about the real reason you're here?" You said giving her a playful smile.

"What are you implying?"

"Just say you wanted to see me so, oh so desperately. It's normal, nothing to be ashamed of. Couples do that in case this is your first time hearing about it." You gave her a wink knowing it will make her roll eyes.

"Dude, is this your friend?" ruined the moment by a guy sitting in front of you that was quiet up until now, unfortunately.

"I mean-"

"I'm the girlfriend. Why?" 

Seeing both of your sour faces he was brave enough to push forward "Listen, i always had a thing for like goth girls so i was wondering if you're free but since you two-"

"Alright guys, class is finally over. I apologize for making you stay longer, i'll make it up to you by shortening next class. See you tomorrow and have a good day."

All of the class shuffling drowned out his attempt for a small talk as both Wednesday and you thanked whatever is lurking out there for cutting it short. Wednesday was visibly close to falling apart from that interaction and it's for the best you leave as soon as possible to prevent any unwanted injuries. Clearly on behalf of the guy.   Eventually getting through the crowd and out in open felt like a wish come true.

"Looook, it's snowing right? The first one this year" you commented eagerly while looking around the sky that's getting darker and darker by each second.

"It's just snow." looking over to your side she feels like you shapeshifted into a child in those few seconds she looked away. She wasn't familiar with this type of werewolves but there's a first time for everything.

"It's also Wednesday today! It must be a sign." you claimed.

"Sign for what?" asked Wednesday completely clueless.

"Oh you know, the "first snow" traditions." quoting with your hands.

"The first snow traditions? If it's something coming from the things you read on the internet or you and Enids highly intelligent conversations-"

"No it's not! It says you're supposed to kiss the loved one on the first snowfall of the year." Looking back to her, asking you "Really?" just above a whisper. She was still wary but how could she not trust you. It's you after all.

Taking a deep breath in she turned to you fixing your winter hat and dusting of snow that has fallen, hands naturally finding their own path down to your face as she allowed herself to relax around you. 

"This better be true" merely an inches of space between two of you. In fact, she wouldn't mind if it weren't the truth.

time skip

"You lied."

"About what are we talking about?"

"About the snow tradition. I can't believe i had to hear it from Enid and her computer that there is no concrete evidence behind the snowfall and a kiss." said Wednesday bringing up your last weeks made up fact.

"And what are you complaining about exactly?" provided no answer. You won against Wednesday, congratulations. 

notes: for the sake of the story pretend you don't attend Nevermore and Wednesday can roam around freely (also no offense for math lovers)

fun fact also: i accidentally deleted this after writing it for hours i almost deleted the app

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

MAGGOTS, MY LOVELY FANS, I AM GOING TO EAT AND SLEEP NOW SO THAT I CAN WAKE UP IN TIME TO DYE MY HAIR BEFORE THERAPY.

I'M LITERALLY SO GIDDY RIGHT NOW JUST LIKE YOU ALL ARE AND THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER. I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU ALL MADE FRIENDS AND YOU GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER THE WAY I'VE GOT TO KNOW YOU AND YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW ME. SO PROUD OF EVERYONE WHO FOUGHT THEIR SHYNESS AND DOVE HEADFIRST INTO THE CHAOS FOR ME.

I'M SO PROUD OF ALL OF YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND I LOVE YOU AN INSANE AMOUNT. YOU DID IT. YOU REALLY DID.

I WILL HAVE MANY MORE THINGS TO SAY AND CHAOS TO DO AND I SHALL SEE YOU ONCE THE SLEEP HAS BEEN SLEPT AND THE HAIR HAS BEEN DYED.

THE BEST FAMILY, AND THE BEST FANS, AND THE BEST FANDOM EVER. TAKE REST, YOU NEED IT AFTER THAT INSANITY.

KEEP SMILING AND LAUGHING THE WAY YOU ARE NOW YOU DESERVE IT AND IT MAKES ME SO SO HAPPY TO SEE IT.

I LOVE YOU. SEE YOU SOON, MAGGOTS.

-ASMI, YOUR MAGGOT PRINCE, GOOD OMENS MASCOT, AND JUST A GUY WHO FUCKING ADORES YOU

[sunbursts-secret]

cool thing i noticed about the final four in secret life: both scar and gem were each partnered up with past winners of the life series, pearl and scott respectively. they both wanted to sacrifice themselves to help their friends win, but only gem reluctantly accepted to sacrifice scott, scar refused to kill pearl.

edit: i just had a thought, pearl kinda sacrificed herself too, but not as noticeably. i haven’t watched her finale pov yet but from scar’s perspective, she wasn’t really getting any hits in or really being aggressive at all. she’s also mentioned before that she doesn’t want to win again. sooo technically both scott and pearl sacrificed themselves to their alliances. 😁😁 (i’m not normal about this)

another thing i noticed: pearl won in double life without having any strong alliances and how scar won in secret life only having one alliance at the very end. they both won having no friends lol

anyway…

shes dead scar

you won

[basicb1tch]

*watches AEW*

*checks Tumblr to see if the MJF girlies have died*

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

please give this fan some views and love.

….

blocked video?

wtaf?

[cal-a-bungaa]

To whoever touched Josh’s waist tonight. I hope you’re pillow is cold forever

[knifekris]

it's joever, isn't it... isn't it... isn't it joever?

[pizzdotbiz]

i do not want to post this on my own account but still would like to inflict psychic damage so hi heres a terrible genderswap homestar i made in vc because i couldnt stop thinkign about that homestar marshmallow boobs post . its horrendous

ITS REEEEAAAALLL.....

[wejustvibing]

so like who had a britcedes wedding as their wild theory? you won!

[noirhimbo]

Y'all beat me, my love for beauty and cosmetics has been destroyed.

[sunmoonandstarss]

thank you pfizer and big pharma for shattering my immune system 🫠

[caps-clever-girl]

bbc ghosts fic writers who reference big tesco in their fics how u feelin

[woozicutie]

5 mins into punk hazard and sanusos already confirmed