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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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POV you just got hit with the K.O. Spin & Drop, courtesy of Yamato "Panther of the Streets" Takeshi.

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Headcanon of Sakura hardcore fangirling over Naruhina has me cackling

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Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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When kids are like, "The 90s were real??"

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Screw it....

C U D D L E P I L E

They're gonna need a M A S S I V E couch XD

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my ugly old man baby ❤️

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"Would you look at that, mercury's in Gatorade."

"I don't believe in astrology."

"No, I mean there is a recall."

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look how cute her little hair buns are. she tried out a new style just for their date and where does he take her? the graveyard

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i hauve a cold

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And THIS is why she’s popular with men. Not because of her boobs. Those are often a plus to men but the main thing they want is LOYALTY from a woman. Even men that aren’t into big boobs respect and try to get girlfriends that are like Hinata’s personality.

Sakura has never shown loyalty to anyone but Sasuke and even then she would rather kill him than be without him. That was clear when she wanted to poison him rather than try a peaceful way like Naruto wanted to.

I don’t need to explain how Sakura doesn’t show loyalty to even Naruto, she freaking tried to emotionally manipulate him and didn’t lift a finger when Naruto was crying over Neji like she couldn’t summon her slug then. No, wait for Sasuke so you can do it to show off for him.

Hinata isn’t even just loyal to Naruto, what many antis ignore is that she gave Kiba an ointment too and she never dissed his proclamation of wanting to be Hokage. People with actual reading comprehension skills know this and that’s why she was voted 3rd most loyal in ALL anime.

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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HE BROKE THE RECORD

Senator Cory Booker just broke the all-time record for the longest Senate floor speech, speaking for over 24 hours without a pause (no food, no bathroom breaks, only water to drink) as a protest against Trump and Musk and what they're doing.

The previous record was set in 1957, when Strom Thurmond spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes protesting the Civil Rights Act.

Senator Booker has blown past that record, currently at 25 hours and still speaking as of 8 pm local time. Respect.

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I got inspired by this post