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and?

yeah knight Would reblog that.

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what

yeah knight Would reblog that.

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whats that supposed to mean

yeah knight Would reblog that.

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therapy is such a scam. all you need to do is buy a 5'6 zweihänder and swing it around your home now and then to feel better. been doing it for years and im the very picture of good mental health

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they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

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*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

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*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

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Who wants to be narrative foils together

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i like when men have long hair. it’s.. nice :) *gripping steel in my hands with so much force that it’s visibly starting to warp and bend*

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is it SEXY? is it SUBMISSIVE? is it SOAKED IN BLOOD?

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Combining the genders of all time

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more of The Knizard bc his design is so fun to draw

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you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

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Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

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they never expect the offhand greatsword