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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other
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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.
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David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival (2002)
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i feel like tumblr will appreciate this
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Oh it's awesome that oxygen is pale blue in liquid/solid forms that is exactly the color it should be. Everything works out
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me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today
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