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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!


Who is hotter?
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A fun fact about the Ace Attorney series is that across the games you interrogate three professional assassins and three circus clowns.
None of the assassins are convicted of murder as a result of this, but two of the clowns are.
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According to the company’s website, “Baking Pitchfest 2024” offers a product edition geared toward baking brands founded and owned by people of color across the U.S., and a bakery edition, which focuses on people of color-owned bakeries in the Northeast and Washington state. “Half mentorship, half competition, Baking Pitchfest is an accelerator program designed to foster greater inclusivity and creativity in the baking world by providing equitable opportunities for People of Color entrepreneurs,” the website states, adding that winners will receive financial support, mentorship, and exposure. But the initiative has generated outrage amongst conservatives online, who have blasted the competition eligibility rules as discriminatory against white people.
One X user critical of King Arthur Baking’s contest posted an email she received from the company in response to her complaining. “Helping build joyful, equitable communities that celebrate diversity is an important part of who we are as a company,” the email states, later adding: “We love baking with anyone and everyone. Our simple expectation is that everyone show respect for one another.”
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favorite moments from "burning down the house," stop making sense (jonathan demme, 1984)
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its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map
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good article on mutual aid more broadly worth reading in full but this paragraph

WILD
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the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away
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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love
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“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking
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after talking with a friend ive implemented something that has kinda changed my life. whenever my pets are sitting on me, i do not get up unless i absolutely have to (leave for work, etc). i do not get up to find the remote. i do not get up to clean. i dont get a snack, refill my tea, find my art supplies. a pets time with us is so short and we are their whole world! one day when they pass i will not regret spending "too much" time with them
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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”
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