We now have a fairly minimal Debian environment running through Termux, partly with the goal of getting Rust to work. Which it doesn't want to through Termux itself.
I took the lazy way out, and went for this approach courtesy of yet another kind stranger on Github.
Of course, there's already a perfectly good Debian box in the house, but that's not as much fun and I can't exactly lug it around in my pocket.
In solidarity with the college/university students protesting across america and the water jugs becoming the symbol of resitance, feel free to use for protests/help with bail
Dragons are extraordinarily good mimics, escaping human predation by disguising themselves as common airliners, some even going so far as to sport crude copies of carrier logos. This makes them difficult to track, though most sources agree that the dragon population is critically endangered.
While there has been some success with halting large-scale dragon hunting, conservationists are still concerned about a recent spate of crashes in otherwise healthy adults.
Given that dragons communicate via radio signals and that most crashes occur near military radar stations, it is theorized that the radar may be disorienting the dragons. Investigations are still ongoing.