i'd like to have money, and i'd like to be a good writer. these two can come together- and i hope they will, but if that's too adorable i'd rather have money. ( knowlesian. i tried to be like grace kelly. rn i'm all about teenage cannibals/the killer milfs they grow up to be but i'm categorically multifandom as a mf'er. )
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I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)
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at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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my toxic trait is instead of thinking 'this should have been practical effects' about everything on TV and film, I instead think 'there is a time and a place for both practical effects and CGI, and incorrectly applying the wrong solution to a problem can have equally negative effects on the final quality of the product regardless of whether CGI or practical effects were used, and sometimes the best solution is a hybrid one that utilizes the strengths of both, and sometimes CGI gets used because practical effects have safety implications for the actors'
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What, do you need me to break up with her for you like we're in middle school or something? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, please. Do that for me. Please. Fine.
THE GOOD PLACE | 3.05
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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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my tiny rescue cat is slowly learning how to play and the only way i can describe the feeling it gives me is “i could literally explode into a shower of glitter and also, start sobbing right now”
#she is a tiny baby! so small and so brave and now she’s figuring out she can just have fun and expend energy on nonsense#i love her SO MUCH
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So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.
It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.
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the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great
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