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Oh man, the Lodges have me weary. Here’s my review of this week’s Riverdale.

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While this means we are finally one step closer to reaching my lifelong dream of seeing a Dazzler/Jem and the Holograms crossover come to fruition, I still have many questions. Will Dazzler be able to get booked at Union Hall? Will she be forced to use her mutant powers to keep Brooklyn's ubiqutious double-wide strollers out of her way? Is going to Sunday Brunch actually worth it? Will her inevitable Netflix series deal with the smoky club she becomes a regular in falling victim to gentrification? At one point does she ultimately say fuck it, and move to Fishtown to become Philly's problem? And, oh yeah, will enough people actually read the one-shot so that Dazzler gets the return to solo stardom that she so deserves?

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IT’S THE COMIC CROSSOVER OF MY DREAMS! So naturally I had to write about it for #DenofGeek. Check it out!

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I had the pleasure of interviewing Nathalie Boltt about her role as Penelope Blossom on Riverdale for Den of Geek! Click the link above and discover what’s next for Riverdale’s most intense family.

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Tonight’s Riverdale was FANTASTIC. Here’s my review.

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Hulk Jeans? Sure, why not! I wrote about a fantastic -- and forgotten -- marketing campaign for MovieFanFare. Give it a read, then get yourself some new pants.

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Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman 1974

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Just sayin

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Giving my Dune talk at Nerd Nite NYC last year. Watch it in full here.

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Al Hartley comics are WEIRD

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YO

crd | ig 🥔

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HEAVY METAL (1981)

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While looking for a new profile pic, I came across this Philadelphia Weekly piece I wrote all the way back in 2003. CHRIS BABIES Y’ALL!

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There’s an Archie Bollywood musical coming, so OF COURSE i wrote about it for Den of Geek