do you see this shit my liege
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a type of baltimore guys you see on certain special days is one in all ravens gear and one in all orioles gear and they鈥檙e doing their little game day things together like day drinking and yelling. i think they are in love
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having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.
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hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear
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more characters should be 30+ years old
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a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.
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pride shrimps
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life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over
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Anyone wanna get in an argument with me
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we're all at our limit right? can i assume that or
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how is any of this considered blogging
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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