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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

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i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up 

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

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Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

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don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

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my utopia

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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look we need to talk.........idiot to idiot

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Art by @urmaj35ty of my MC, Rava, from @nyehilismwriting's IF Project Hadea.

And my girl is very, very tired.

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.