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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

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anyway. onto better things

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after storm

watercolor, gouache

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staring into the heavens

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One of the greatest additions to a post ever

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I need to talk to you

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collect my flop posts

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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I really love those headcanons of "Elden Ring and Soulsborne characters react to you coming out" babe they wouldn't give a fuck they give a lil monologue or grunt before rocking your shit until you dissolve into the air

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I think the important takeaway from gqux is that nyaan is trans and should be lezzing out with machu

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Drafts for some Oc designs, as I love women who suck and are losers.

Ryder, who poses as Crow, is a popular male vtuber who quickly rose in popularity with her sexy deep voice and deadpan humor. She begins collabing with other vtubers. One of them, Mio, seems to have a pretty familiar voice��as it turns out, it’s her high school bully ❗️ Ryder is now set on ruining her career somehow as revenge… but then they start falling in love…?!

It just so happens that Junko ALSO became a loser shut in, but she’s desperately trying to hide that fact..loser4loser..

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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also while i’m ranting about gender i always see debate about whether girls are rewarded for being tomboys or not and it’s like. actually girls are rewarded for mirroring whatever the situation demands of them. girls can’t be too prissy and refuse to play in the creek, but girls also can’t show up to girly events covered in mud. girls can’t have makeup art as a hobby or else they’re superficial, but if they never wear makeup they’re a slob and dumpy, etc. it’s not that girls are universally rewarded or punished for being tomboys, they’re rewarded for bending over backwards to always be exactly right for any given situation and punished for breaking those boundaries. so yes a classically pretty girl who cleans up nice is rewarded when she can ALSO be a tomboy. but a girl who is a tomboy all the time is definitely punished for never being able to achieve that prerequisite feminine side. this debate is over now thanks