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hi u used to be rly weird to me n i’m underage fuck off u furry dipshit <33

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greetings to any and all thots

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old-school warrior cats amvs alignment chart

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me komaeda

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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

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Don’t Want

Here’s my take on Chompette…. she’s great

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I got yelled at by my sisters today so we’re gonna settle this by a vote: yay or nay to hawaiian shirts as date wear

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this is so sad killjoys make some noise

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i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

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me: goes out with unshaved legs me: what the FUCK ever lmao somene: looks @ my legs me:

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*watches recipe in cookbook*

Okay so I need 3 eggs

*walks over the fridge*

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*opens fridge*

Wait was it 2 eggs

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me: how am i single

me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*

me: how am i single

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