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i love my bae guys he's so <333

totally not someone you know from the discord nope not at all but may i request a lil romantic/cute thing of US! Sans :3

I see you person I definitely don’t know.

The first picture you take together of the two of you, he’ll have it custom-made into a one thousand-piece puzzle. Then he’ll put it together, spray it with a glue to keep it together, and frame it.

He’ll do something similar with a lot of pictures you take together. He’ll include them as stand ins for game pieces, turn them into puzzles, or even use them as part of a puzzle box.

Keeps a notebook-turned-scrapbook about you. Yes, he’ll memorize the important things, but he also likes you and being crafty. Combining his two favorite things feels like a no-brainer to him.

Expect a lot of hand made gifts.

Spontaneous! Kidnappings!

In a good way.

It's spontaneous to you. Not your boss. He'll have a date planned out in advance and stealthily set up for you to leave work early. He'll show up with a bouquet of your favorite flowers (or favorite color of flowers if you don't have a specific flower you like) and pull you away for a surprise date.

He LOVES cooking together.

It doesn't have to be a flawless meal. In truth, he enjoys the chaos of just throwing things together and seeing how it turns out. Good or bad, if it's made with love, he'll merrily chow down on it.

Active. Unless you are physically incapable of running, he's pushing you to do morning runs with him. It's good for your physical and mental health.

He wants to live a long, long time with you, so you have to take care of yourself! Gripe and grumble all you want, he WILL drag you out if he has to. Being healthy is non-negotiable for him, and he considers it the bare minimum to being a functioning adult.

If you need help to get there--he's got your back! He'll be your personal cheerleader, coach, and dietician. Whatever you need to help you live your best life.

(If it ever gets too much, just ask Stretch for help. He knows breaks are every bit as important as the work.)

Hammock cuddles.

Specifically, either in their attic with the skylight to see the stars, or on the roof if it's a pleasant enough night. He's a big fan of the swaying motion a hammock makes, and getting to cuddle so close to you at the same time? He couldn't ask for anything better.

Physically affectionate.

Hand holding, side hugs, arm-links, head bumps, lap-sitting, etc. He's all for it.

Cannot sit still unless he's receiving affection; even then it's on a timer. Would rather give than receive affection because of how much energy he has to burn.

Has a goodbye routine. He needs a forehead kiss, to wish you a good day, and for you to promise you'll drink water. If the routine is broken or not met, the whole day feels off to him.

Hiking!

If you're too out of shape for some of the views he wants to show you, he will carry you. He's not letting you miss out on the BEST spot to watch meteor showers.

Matching outfits. Because all the cool couples have them.

PLAY IF - UNDERSWAP FOR HIS ROUTE HERE

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