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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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ME ABOUT TALUS UNFORTUNATELY

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

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Winter Driving Tips from Your Internet Brother:

Make time to scrape off your car before you go. Scrape off all of your car. This means the roof and the rear windshield as well.

If the road looks wet but you’re not sure if there’s black ice, look at the wheels of the car in front of you. If you can see droplets flinging up, the water on the road is not frozen.

Your stopping distance will increase exponentially with how bad the weather is. Give yourself at least twice as much room to stop as you normally would.

If your car is going out of control and you HAVE to hit something, aim for something soft (snowbanks are softer than trees) and hit that thing at an angle.

Never get in the car without a coat, hat, and gloves.

If your car is out of control, look and steer where you want your car to go.

Take your car to an empty parking lot with snow in it and purposefully lose control. This will teach you how to handle your car.

If your car is real wheel drive, put something heavy in the trunk to give you better traction.

Take 5mph off the speed limit for bad weather, 10mph off for really bad weather.

For automatic transmission cars, the N in PRNDL stands for Neutral. This is the gear that your car should be in if you are trying to push it.

If you need to use your windshield wipers, your headlights also need to be on.

This button is your defroster: 

Please use your defroster if your windows are fogging up.

Ultimately, please just stay safe. Do these things not only for yourself, but to protect others on the road.

-Reid

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Something inside me just screaming for this to be a Gael song and I just can't get it out of my head

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I truly enjoy how much Animorphs is like “here are our young heroes, each with a distinctive trope to fill in the group!” And then it makes you watch how the pressure of each person’s role grinds them to dust. And also they have homework.

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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

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OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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👁🛑❗️🌲PLAY PINE POINT: INSOMNIAC FOR FREE ON ITCH.IO 🌲❗️🛑👁

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K but like... the real question is out of your characters who's an alpha who's an omega and who's a beta

You see, this is what tumblr askboxes are meant for, thank you

Alder - I have no clue lmao

Axel - Alpha, and like, really proud of that fact

Casey - Either beta or a late bloomer alpha

Cyril - Omega but would rather die than deal with all that comes with that

Desmond - Beta? Omega?

Dion - Omega

Duncan - Beta or omega

Ellis - Alpha

Gael - Beta or alpha

Gage - Beta

Ionescu - Omega

Jacob - Honestly, I think omega

Kane - Beta

Law - Alpha

Marlowe - Beta

Nathaniel - Omega? Maybe?

Neo - I could see him as either a beta or a late bloomer omega

Roman - Alpha

Talus - Alpha, and a major asshole about it

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk have a nice day

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