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anaxa, aglaea, and ratio love me (characters i got S1 e0 in a ten pull no guarantee)
i just got home from work (1 hr ago) too 🙂↕️

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frothing at the mouth like a diseased animal OH MY GOD (✿ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)⁾⁾
(danke for the tag :3)
Biting F/O is so awesome, for stress relief, for boredom, for expressing your emotion
If they bite back all the better....
#me and kaiser look like we’re trying to eat each other + burrow into each other’s flesh to become#permanently fused and conjoined#so we’re never lacking the other’s comfort…#koi’s fish tank#michael kaiser
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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
#this is sae and reader#(childhood friends and post-spain)#OR#childhood friends kaiser and me#i meet him on a little trip to berlin one time and we become close over two weeks#and i leave bjt my friend is simping for him bc he’s a new football player and i go. wait a minute
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sae concept arts (to turn into photo cards/pins/keychains) for my ita bag… u

loveddd playing with chromatic aberration fkr the doodle on the left.
#chromatic aberration is my fave thing ever!!!!#tried the displacement effect + gaussian blur and yeah
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gotta make a sae thing bc my boy is out numbered
(decorating an ita bag.)

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done after two or so months!!!
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hahahahhahaahaahhahahahhahhahahaahhaahhahahaha
my will to live is suddenly reignited
#WIFE!!!!#wife!!! wife...soft wife pretty wife#frothing at the mouth#my day was great already but its just getting better
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i love your kaiser fics :3
omgg anon (〃´▽`〃) kicking my feet and giggling thank you!!! im glad you like them 🙂↕️
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notebook at the ready .. pen filled with ink and ready to jot notes down.. yes yes yes...
bonjour koi and kaiser !!!!! i must simply ask a little tidbit about your relationship with each other, if that is ok ! on your days off together, what are your favorite activities that you love doing as one that aren't dates? something that keeps you close together, just lingering in the joyousness of just being in each others' presence and loving every minute of it?
a stroll around the block, where you just idly chatter with each other? or maybe cooking together, where you can wine and dine over your joined effort??
( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ some of these r lowkey cliche lmao. + irl koi lore
I had so much fun thinking about this. kicking my feet and giggling about my fictional bf.
biting/annoying is s/o a love language!!!!!
reapplying hair dye or trimming each other's hair!!! I've had mixed (mostly bad) experiences with hair salons (and--this is a hc/projecting my own habits--Kaiser is a bit averse to hair touching from complete strangers), so we do it for each other 🙂↕️
^^ lots of teasing about terrible dye/cut jobs and threatening to misplace the dye on his head. The threat does not affect me, bc my hair is dark brown and like. the red will wash out faster than his blue.
^^^I threaten to make him bald.
Baking and cooking -- it's a little game of Kaiser encroaching on my domain (I do NOT share kitchen space) and stealing little nibbles while I try to focus (on his annoying and pretty face).
The most kaiser ever gets to do is taste test, put dishes away and mix the drinks -> he gets to make mocktails but I micro manage. He will bite me and then continue whatever he's doing. I get him back later (biting and scratching for no reason) (if I don't know exactly how a person cooks at home before they serve me, I wont eat it. or it'll take two hours of coaxing. so he doesn't get to use the kitchen until like. 3 months of cohabitation passes.)
also!!!! parallel play. I'd play rpgs/rhythm/gacha games... OR draw him while we sit on the couch or in bed--he's probably reading or watching a game to analyze other players or himself, while I put my legs over his lap/book/hand over his phone OR biting his cheek/poking his abdomen until he pays attention to me.
lowkey, he's into it bc we're both incapable of emotional permanence.
(^^^ we're both analyzing whether or not one of us is annoyed--he finds random treats he likes in the fridge/ I'm doing his part of the chores... or I leave seashells/cools rocks/small flower arrangements... and I find a lip gloss, bubble tea or press on nails as an apology for something neither of us did. this gets fixed. after a year. but the gift giving continues.)
extra: id draw cringe couple images/ms paint doodles of me giving him flowers/a kith on the cheek, and he wont say it but I KNOWW he eats that shit up!!!! (pathetic guy meets pathetic guy but with a cool tattoo) keeps da banter going, and (this is inspired by a smau I saw) he saves cringy memes like "silence bottom" etc in response.
Ness sends me a picture of Kaiser screenshotting the doodles I send, and a little flush blooms on the back of Kaiser's neck. cutie.
#koi ans#I have to make a self ship tag omg#I love this man#might edit later lol.#I say as I threaten to remove his hair from his scalp.#I spent three days formulating a response to this lmao#bc I was like damn. I don't know what I do outside of work#I had a bomb ass virgin mojito a while ago#and cheesecake has this passion fruit pseudo mojito (it has all the components of one but is not labeled as one)#and im obsessed.#I do enjoy penguin pebbling. like id find a random seashell (I take a handful of shells + rocks that are not inhabited#and I grab ones with holes (good for necklaces!!)
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koi in the wild let’s go (i felt cute 🙂↕️ + got balloons for my sister’s birthday)





#blade is being used as a phone stand#the waiter was sooo nice and complimented my sanrio shirt!!!#he forgot our apps but the tacos were filling so ljke. a win js a win. i just wish i got my calamari tho… cheesecake calamari hits diff#he was so upset abt it and like. i get it. i work in retail#he was so glad my parents and i + my sister didn’t get upset#like boy i had a bitch for a customer yesterday and i do NOT want to pass the bad energy on
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First post! Y'know it had to be a drawing of the creatur with his favourite food <3 enjoy! ੈ✩‧₊˚
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What is he dancing to? 🎶🎶
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here again.
yan ness and yan kaiser…two different breeds of yandere…
ness is very sweet!!! always saying the right thing at the right time, getting your cheeks warm and you to squirm. His earnest nature draws you closer and closer…
however!!! Kaiser is much more explicit. Hands all over, lips way too close to your skin. His touch travels towards your hips, thighs—places a friend wouldn’t normally touch. His charm is undeniable, and coupled with Ness’ earnest care, it’s easy to get closer and closer until for some reason.. your friends are distant, saying your “boyfriends are territorial,” or scrambling the second the two men are in the vicinity. Therefore, it’s hard to remember when you got into their bed, never sexual (not that you’re aware of, although Kaiser and Ness get off on keeping you and making you stay put), but borders on obscene with how Ness is always on your thigh, and Kaiser’s on your chest.
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keep thinking about doing a ness cosplay because i 1) don’t have pretty blue eyes (normal brown) and 2) i got this sad and pathetic energy that matches ness’ a bit too well.
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you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts
#pochaco js crashing out abt customer service and retail i see#i love pochaco :/ i’m not a dog person but the sanrio characters are my exceptions.
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