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Can I be very uncouth and say I need to get my ass smacked hard enough to make me sob by someone real gentle and caring just to release tension and reset my stupid little brain a bit

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… my goat deactivated…

iliketonomstuff youll be missed by this fish o7

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PHAICHAN ICON!!!!!!!!!

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here again but bc i had a nasty thought abt being tired and mopey and kaiser gets sick of it so he collars you + read a bdsm club fic that was rinsagi + occasional rinkaisagi…

need kaiser to call me any variant of “good boy” but condescendingly. might fix something in me. or make me worse.

(more in tags. no idea how to articulate it in a sane way in the body of this post. but i’ve made it clear that blue lock men makes me insane.)

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Yuuta/Azul basically

God I wish yaoi was real

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Aikusae for my heart

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RINSAGI X LINK CLICK

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Israel cuts Gaza's final internet line, plunging it into total communication blackout.

Israel bombed the last main fibre route in Gaza, which means that as of June 12, all internet and fixed-line communication services are now completely cut off, further isolating Gaza amidst an ongoing genocide.

I am seeing more and more calls from inside of Gaza for help with eSims as that is currently the only way they can connect internally and with the outside world.

- Buy eSIMs here.

- If you can't afford it, you can donate any amount to this eSIM fund.

- Instructions on how to buy and share eSIMs.

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Y'all moved on from the new epinagi chapter a bit too fast

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happy pride month

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hear me out fem sae with pierced nipples—

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꜀(　꜆´⌓`)꜆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 ⠀⠀⠀⠀please add creds & do not reupload

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i fear azul manhandles his lover just saying

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Love making shitposts

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shut me up ;

40 | shut me up

ft. fem!reader x kaiser

cw. suggestive (no smut, just kissing!)

“there,” your exclamation was followed by a sigh as you fell back against the couch. kaiser pulled his hand from your thigh to admire the blue on his nails. you would have finished much quicker if he hadn’t kept tickling you, which threatened to ruin the wet polish and your favorite grey sweats.

“if they get messed up, you can borrow a pair of mine,” he’d offered with a look that made you flush, as if you weren’t one wall away.

you sank into his couch, scooting slightly to make room for him to join. kaiser didn’t hesitate to crowd your space, reaching over to pull your hand into his lap so he could fidget with a hair tie on your wrist.

“this is pretty,” he complimented mindlessly, and you playfully rolled your eyes. it was a normal hairband—thin and black. there wasn’t anything special about it.

“i was thinking about wearing two, in case you ever need one.” you tugged gently on a strand of his long, blond hair, and kaiser grinned. your stomach flipped at the sight.

kaiser leaned further against you so that your sides were pressed together. “you’re so considerate, pretty. must think of me often.”

you shoved him with your shoulder. “shut up. forgive me for wanting to make sure my boyfriend is well taken care of.” you didn’t miss the way kaiser’s cheek burned against your arm when you called him yours. the thought of him blushing made you smile.

“‘shut up,’” he repeated, his voice light and a little airy, like he was on the verge of laughing. shifting so that he was looking up at you, kaiser raised a brow. “was that really your plan? to shut me up?”

your eye twitched. “s-shut up. you make it sound like i was obsessed with you or something.”

"aren't you the one who propositioned your friend into sleeping together just to get back at me?"

he meant to sound teasing, but you could hear the trickle of envy he was trying desperately to cover. you shot upright, eyes wide and sparkling with mischief as you stared at him. "i never slept with nagi. we only pretended in order to get back at you," you lowered your voice to match his with the last four words.

the tips of kaiser's ears flushed pink. "so, you didn't sleep with bachira, you didn't sleep with nagi. you must have been really obsessed to force yourself into my brain like that. trying to be the only thing on my mind?"

"if anything, i think you're the one obsessed with me. jealous boy."

kaiser blinked at you almost innocently. "jealous boy?"

"mhm. yep."

"shut up," he was grinning. you grinned back.

"now you're stealing my lines?"

kaiser sat up so that you had to look up to meet his baiting gaze. "yes, i'm stealing your lines. what are you going to do about it?"

you pulled a leg beneath you to sit taller, refusing to let him one-up you. "shut you up, of course. i mean, that’s been my plan since day one, right, baby?"

"mm, hübsches, and when have you ever succeeded befo—"

leaning forward, you captured kaiser's lips in a kiss, silencing him. he immediately folded, chest pressing into yours as he pulled you closer by the back of your neck. you sighed when he applied a little pressure and deepened the kiss, falling against him when his back hit the cushions.

you kissed him until your lips were numb, and then you kissed him some more. you would have kissed him forever if it was possible.

kaiser whined slightly when you finally pulled away to let him breathe. you smiled down at him, creases forming around your eyes. kaiser was staring up at you, red-faced and speechless.

"would you call that a success?"

kaiser beamed and leaned up to press one final kiss to the corner of your mouth. "you win, hübsches. consider me shut up."

masterlist // previous (ch 39)

notes -> not to be cringe but i don't even know what to say 😭 the growth, love, and support for this series has been so insane, i'm still shocked by it. i'm so thankful for each and every single one of you who read smu and i hope to see you in two-way mirror 🤍 THANK YOU

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happy Juneteenth to black fans in fandom specifically 🫶🏿 love yall

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(,,꒪꒫꒪,,) the art inspo is back!!! (pt. of this coming out later today.. its 2 am already..been at it since 10...mostly file condensing/watermark).