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dosent anyone want to unlock my secret ending

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I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

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hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?

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It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

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Light Jolteon (2001) - Neo Destiny Illustrator: Naoyo Kimura

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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed