kolos013

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gender is a construct and baby I get +1/+1 for each artifact I control

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my swipe keyboard absolutely demolished me just now

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hi cocole nation get your crumbs </3 (shitpost under the cut)

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hi cocole nation get your crumbs </3 (shitpost under the cut)

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He also published like... 4 hour long videoessays last week, which is completely bonkers if you ask me, they're such a treat to listen to while doing laundry etc... Highly recommned. Also the 11 hour fallout... Idk, odussey? is incredible.

Noah Caldwell-Gervais is one of the great writers of a generation and he's out here writing mainly long-form video game analysis and the occasional 8 hour travelogue

The video above in particular is a masterpiece and I know basically none of you will watch it because it's so long and it sounds incredibly dry, but but BuT it's a masterpiece I'm just telling you

Here's how Noah pitches it

anyway this is for the one or two people who will thank me for turning them onto this 👍

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What do you mean "finish" isn't it already done?

did a movie poster style fanart of a favourite bug hunter song

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there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

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This GODDAMN FUCKING SONG has been stuck in my head for a week!!

So please accept this offering of four shitty drawings I made during my lunch breaks, because at some point I am going to sing the line "Hentai tentaces, gonna hit him right in the genitals" in front of my parents, and it will be a DISASTER

Anyways, listen to Jam Mechanics with The Narcissist Cookbook and Bug Hunter, or wathever, it's a really fun time!

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*extremely loud incorrect buzzer sound*

*Lois Griffin voice*

Magic the Gathering...

...is bad

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft

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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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this is funny as fucking hell actually

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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that