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I’m not even gonna lie I thought he would just eat sludge.

yes, smoothie sludge. He doesn’t have time to even eat so we like prepared smoothies. The Sludge.

ON THE TOPIC OF CECIL HEADCANONS

This is pretty damn random for me to be compelled to make a post about, but some of you know I've been a Cecil fan for a while now, and let me tell you something: the headcanons I went on about before he got a surge in popularity are super spot on with what I'm seeing people also headcanon him as. I'm so glad it's a universal thought that he has something like a tramp stamp or rides a motorcycle. I genuinely once thought no one besides my friends would understand the borderline chaotic headcanons I assigned to him.

That being said, PEOPLE, please share with me your headcanons in the comments or in my ask box. Let's discuss the ideas we have about this silly little old man; just please remember to stay respectful!

I'll go first, even going against a more popular headcanon, and I think that's Cecil loves food and eats fairly often throughout the day. Snacking has become his way of life, and he will snack on the most random stuff but enjoys it, like seeds and nuts, trail mixes, energy bars, cereal bars—really anything that tastes half decent and will give him a fair boost in energy.

I could also see agents casually offering some of whatever they're eating to Cecil, or even Cecil just confiscating his workers' snacks in the name of global safety.

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i like them a normal amount

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I’m in disbelief right now at the “hellavua boss anti critical” tag right now

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3 days mushed into one video

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go

no, actually. geebil blog now.

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SCREAMED AAHHHHHHH

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allennnnn

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big things coming soon (if I don’t give up midway)

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i forgot his flag pin chokes myself anyways loaf cecil

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still being active on tumblr is camp

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Of course my favs are two bad bitches that would do anything to save the world

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Cecil would treat Conquests unconscious(?) body as a well to keep his darkest secrets the same way Conquest did to mark before attempting to kill him

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guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

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Couple o’ Cecils

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Thinking about him ugh

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he wants you