kool-snail
kool-snail
Bemis Weemis
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Ronald McDonald is kinda hot
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kool-snail · 1 minute ago
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I don't think people on the West Coast understand how much denser and multipolar the US is east of the Mississippi
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kool-snail · 2 minutes ago
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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.
At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.
Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap
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kool-snail · 3 minutes ago
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kool-snail · 10 hours ago
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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.
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kool-snail · 10 hours ago
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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.
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kool-snail · 10 hours ago
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Who knows how much longer I'll lay on the floor
Touch me till I vomit
I'm not scared of god, I'm scared he was gone all along
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kool-snail · 10 hours ago
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kool-snail · 11 hours ago
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kool-snail · 18 hours ago
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
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kool-snail · 18 hours ago
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kool-snail · 18 hours ago
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imagine if she had a tumblr
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kool-snail · 18 hours ago
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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kool-snail · 18 hours ago
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kool-snail · 18 hours ago
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a lot of media assumes robots would be immortal but i think its a lot more interesting to explore robots dealing with their parts wearing down and battery life shortening and all the horrible little failings that come with being a complicated machine. sure they can replace parts but you'd assume you cant completely ship of theseus them, or it'd have pretty big rammifications on their sense of identity. idk. give me robots with distinct, unique signs of aging. as a treat.
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kool-snail · 18 hours ago
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none of you get laid be honest
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kool-snail · 1 day ago
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I wanted to make a post that says "BookTok had a Dashcon" and then I realized that sentence makes no sense to 99.99% of people.
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