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the feminine urge to steal a road sign

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slutty jester mood

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I love fountain pens

I say with ink all over my hands, my pen, the page, the table, my hair sometimes even, the carpet, my hopes and dreams, a cat possibly?

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If the eye bags don’t have more jiggle physics than the tits, your rig of me is inaccurate :/

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nothing gets me going down a rabbit hole like a fucking history essay. I wanted proof of something or other and 25 mins later I am fully aware of the entire life, biography and childhood of some-guy who wasn’t even from the same time period.!

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I need some hot girl music recommendations

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the library of Alexandria is my Roman Empire

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Blame him

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this is literally like the movie the king of thieves

heist film but instead of a bank vault or casino, it's a group of moms & grandmas (outraged over grocery prices) holding a Costco's hostage while they steal all the food

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Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

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I made a thing. All of the excuses for Elon doing a hail pissed me off so I made this (design based on the Deja vu poster from SCP)

Spread it around if possible

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oh boy

the way republicans/conservatives act like there are only some many human rights to go around.

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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Timeline

this may be the worst timeline, but it’s definitely also the funniest.

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“First buddy”

saw Elon referred to as “first buddy” and Oml I fucking cant. it’s like he’s trump’s imaginary friend or smth. Oh god.