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[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

yeah this account is dead woohoo!! anyways follow @zitoko-tan unless you're here for seesaws or whatever cause thats dead haha okay byeeee smooch haha

•°*Welcome to the Emporium*°•

Korekiyo's Seesaw Emporium is now open to the public eye! Humanity is beautiful!

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Korekiyo's Seesaw Emporium is a haven where I, Shinguji, will be posting about seesaws. They bring back memories of Sister. ♡

I will not have a specific posting schedule. Be patient!

Feel free to message me about anything. I will not guarantee a response before 4 PM Central~ ✿

Be safe, little ones!

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To begin our emporium, let's look at this wonderful structure. This seesaw gives me hope in humanity once more! It replicates a single, uneven floorboard.. That sounds familiar.

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Morning Seesaw!

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0/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

New main account since I lost the old one. Enjoy some Zitoko shenanigans as I lose my mental stability over time! ♡

What's good, mother-shuckers? ✿

Hello! I'm Zitoko, your local shithead.

This is just sort of an account for me to goof around like a goober as usual, so don't mind me too much.

Owner of @korekiyo-seesawemporium, check it out if you want! I review seesaws which is cool if I had a schedule and wasn't tired all the time

Partial Nagito Komaeda fan page cause I'm a simp haha anyways bye bye losers /j

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Afternoon Seesaw!

Traditional build, I suppose? Could easily annihilate the onboard sacrificial beings.

10/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Morning Seesaw!

I love this. Everything about this image is perfect. The perfect seesaw made of only popsicle sticks, cardboard, and seemingly eyeglass cleaner wipe packaging? The fact that it's for little Lego men? The man having a mental breakdown right next to it as his family is much happier than he is? This is great.

100/2

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

You know what? That's it. Fuck the rating. What the actual hell is this abomination? Who made this image? What the hell is even happening in this image? I'm having an existential crisis over this shitty image. I may begin sobbing uncontrollably if I stare at this creation for any longer.

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..6/10.

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Morning Seesaw!

This seesaw is quite basic. However I find yet one flaw under this build. The bars that are meant to keep it stationary on one side when low, feel much to low to the ground. It would not be a satisfactory experience for the youth (sacrificial vessels) when using this item. (Sorry for no evening seesaw last night, was tuckered out like hell.)

3/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Afternoon Seesaw!

This piece confuses me slightly. While it may be fun for the local youth (sacrificial vessels), I am unsure what advantage is given by making certain pieces of the build rotate. (Sorry for the late upload! Zitoko was at a family gathering.)

5/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Morning Seesaw!

Beautiful! How many sacrifices could fit on this? Nobody knows! It's worth testing, however. Anthropologist approved!

37/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

No seesaw for the evening. Only sleep.

Remember this well, young one. Korekiyo will forever support you. I am so, so proud of you, dear. Keep moving forward for me. I can guarantee that you will become a remarkable being in humanity; create beauty something with even more worth.

Korekiyo loves you. Goodnight, sweetheart.

Image by Grape Panta

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Afternoon Seesaw!

What is this? Who did this? What kind of unholy monstrosity is this piece? Why? This looks like it belongs in a convenience store. Execute this piece immediately.

-729.8/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Morning Seesaw!

This seesaw gives me a sense of unease, yet temptation. This would prove useful for supplying my collection of skulls. Child skulls.

8/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Evening Seesaw!

To keep this short, it's unbelievably plain. Unnoticeable for anyone over the age of 7. The only worth here are the sacrifices currently using the shown model.

2/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

this account scares me in a good way i dont know how to describe it

Be afraid, young one. (With love from Kork)

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Afternoon Seesaw!

This seesaw is beautiful! A truly amazing aspect of humanity's worth. I believe this structure is crafted of an ancient oak. Or, perhaps, is worthy of being enchanted by ancient spells.

21/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Morning Seesaw!

This seesaw makes me feel disgusted. The very design feels as if it would be utterly useless. This model is for around $300, which I find quite over expensive for this small, useless, pitiful piece. This shall be thrown in the dumpster fires.

-6/10

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Evening Seesaw!

This seesaw may be the best we have viewed yet so far. Four seats on a singular base model is an idea that truly proves yet a fraction of humanity's true wonderfulness. (The more space for sacrificial vessels, the better.)

17/10