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My grandma remodeled her condo in Boca but it used to look EXACTLY like this and yes we just had the sedorim there

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i thought I was really tolerant and loving and accepting toward other Jews regardless of their perspectives on halacha but it turns out I have a line and it's incorporating Asheira worship into your seder

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I'm really trying not to be a hater but Huddy is really such a contrived ship and I don't like it

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I need to learn how to sew and then I'll make pride flag tichels

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apparently I have powers from my Carpathian Jewish ancestry so I'm going to try cursing my enemies with Perpetually Moist Underboob

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Bruh wtf

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fuck haman and his dumbass hat long live jews

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While you were eating dates in Babylonia, I studied the bl…Torah

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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So last night we watched the episode of House where Kutner is written out and it was rough. Thanks, Obama.

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Time to make myself eat and stop stewing in despair

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*hugging knees and rocking back and forth* when adar enters we increase in joy when adar enters we increase in joy when adar enters we incr

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Unfortunately the two-part season 4 finale (House's Head/Wilson's Heart) of House wrecked my shit and I'm not ok

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>watching House

>subtitles say "The Alter Rebbe's niggun"

>It's the frum people episode!

How many of you have watched the episode of House with the patient who's a newly married Lubavitch baalas teshuva? In terms of frum patient episodes of procedural TV... it wasn't that bad!

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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to writers of characters who are not explicitly jewish but completely embody jewish values, beliefs, and morals: i am kissing you on the forehead

to writers of characters who are explicitly jewish but only show it by celebrating chanukkah in one scene: im bringing out the crowbar

to writers of characters who are explicitly jewish and completely embody jewish values, beliefs, and morals: i am making out with you endlessly