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       hello everyone!!! i’m officially moving mendel to my multimuse.  i miss him a bunch and having one account means i get to write him more.

       i’m also going to be sticking golde on there!

       if anyone wants to chat or plot, add me on discord ( THIS’S POLICE#3142 )!!

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im never gonna make her blog but she might go on my crowded multimuse so here’s golde

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why did i even make a hover when ive been provided with this gold

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sainthood is a hard job.

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anyone: tevye likes you

mendel: really??? i mean that’s not surprising because i’m super awesome but are you sure??? i yell at him like every day

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some say mendel is still screaming to this day

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mendel is going to renounce his entire religion and travel forward in time just to call the fcking cops on chava rn

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mendel, looking in the mirror, ruminating about how much he loves hodel: a radical

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what do u mean my fc is 30 in most of my caps. he’s 20. shh

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chava, spare my son

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...that’s cheating.

           you  deserve  it.   she  wonders  if  he  says  that  because  she  said  it  earlier   —-  if  he  did,   it  made  her  happy  to  know  he  was  actually  paying  attention  to  her,   and  remembering  their  conversations.   hodel  glances  down  at  the cake  in  her  hand,   smile  still  remaining  as  she  brings  it  up  to  her  mouth  and  takes  another  bite.    ❛   it  really  is  delicious.   i  will  have  to  see  if  my  mother  has  any  recipes  like  this.   it  won’t  be  the  same,   i’m  sure   —-   but  at  least  i  will  be  able  to  share  it  with  my  family.   ❜

                she  takes  a  moment    —-   just  one   —-   to  glance  down  at  the  spread  in  front  of  her.   bread  and  butter  and  mendel’s  dessert   —-   it  was  a  sight  to  behod,   truly,   and  one  any  person  in  the  village  would  be  jealous  of.   how  lucky  she  felt  to  be  here  with  him,   and  that  he  seemed  to  want  to  be  with  her  as  well   !   ❛   thank  you  for  meeting  with  me  today.   i  like  talking  to  you.   ❜

       he almost offers to give her the exact recipe -- he knows it very well, almost my heart -- but then he remembers the very reason he brought it. kosher chocolate isn’t afforded by a milkman’s family, as evidenced by the bread && butter she’s brought (which, while delicious, is very indicative). the recipe would be of no use.

       && in any case... surely, his knowing of the recipe wouldn’t bode well for his reputation. men don’t cook.

      “if i- if we manage-- my father && i, that is, to find the ingredients again, i’d love to share some with your family.” then, on accursed impulse, pushing the box in her direction: “why don’t you-- um. take the rest home with you ?? we couldn’t eat it by ourselves. the rabbi-- he- he has little appetite nowadays, && it dries quickly...”

       her words tug a nervous smile onto his lips, && his eyes flicker down. in a somewhat odd motion, he scratches the back of his neck (then does the same to the other side, to make sure of symmetry).

       “i should be thanking you, hodel. i’m sure you’re a busy girl, with little spare time, but you’re spending it with me.”

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yente has probably gone to mendel several times with a match and he’s been like .... no....... go away....... i have a dad to take care of i can’t make babies rn. my beard still hasnt grown in do i look ready for marriage

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every time a fiddler blog is made, an angel gets its wings

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this is where my url truly comes into play

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mendel: i am righteous and holy, all i do is for the benefit of others

also mendel: talks shit literally every chance he gets

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