Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.
For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?
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if a single one of the twitter phannies put catboy dan as his worst look... count your days
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walked into the room exactly at the same time that our beloved cat knocked a tub of medium locusts off the shelf, causing it to pop open
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ANA TIPS!!!
these have helped me SOOOO much, lmk if you guys have any other tips to add <3
- eat whatever you want.
- however much you want.
- satisfy your body and not your disorder.
- repeat throughout the day!
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the finale better not pull a rogue one on us
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Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
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Soap, but in Situations with those scottish tweets you know which ones
“English, MacTavish” intensifies
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This site: What the fuck is with all these animated shows getting terrible live-action remakes? We should start remaking live action media as cartoons to balance the scales.
The monkey's paw: *curls one finger*
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HAPPY LET PAPYRUS SAY FUCK DAY YEAR 3!!!
A few of you have already seen this because tumblr was rude and posted it the day after I scheduled it instead of waiting the 10 days I told it to. But anyways! It's passed midnight here so I hope you all have a lovely Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day and enjoy the art, fics, animations, whatever else you wonderful people have thought to contribute this year. <3
Like, reblog, give compliments to everyone you see posting in the #LetPapyrusSayFuck tag, and have a great day. B)
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No energy for anything new (school is hell lol) so take this old entry for Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day.
Yes that is a basketball shaped bong.
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