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what if i told you [post could not be finished, because typing involves pressing buttons]

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tam cam

if you have a post to tag me in, that would work!

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🏞 sanctuary-official Follow

In a sense, none of our animals have ever truly "escaped" because society itself is just another, larger cage.

🏞 sanctuary-official Follow

but yeah like eighteen to nineteen manticores are currently loose

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Ok ok hear me out

A new keefitz ship name

Feetz

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[id: a bottle of orange gatorade /end id]

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[id: slightly sketchy art of biana vacker from kotlc. she is pale with wavy/curly brown hair, small glasses, and a pink flower in her hair. She wears a pink shirt with a black jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes with some jewelry. She points two guns upwards and has one foot propped on a box (?) with a smile on her face. “Time For A Little Bianarchy“ are over the drawing /end id]

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It’s time

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[id: a screenshot of three discord messages. The first, by Brontosaurus, reads “There’s no need to feel down!” the second, by solinh? canon. reads “there’s no need to feel down” in italics, and the third by project-moonlark reads “there is every need to feel down” in bold /end id]

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A song for Mr. Forkle

*to the tune of YMCA*

Fork man there’s no need to feel down I said Fork man Lie there dead on the G R O U N D You can stay there ‘Cause you are dead now Sophie is VERY UNHAPPY

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the reason elves haven’t run out of space is because the old ones live on the moon

omg

im speechless

your a genius!!!!

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Do elves have toilets or something More AdvancedTM

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[id: screenshot of a poll by @camelspit made on August 14, titled "Best Keeper Character: FINAL ROUND". the poll has two options of "Garwin Chang" with 41% of votes, and "Sophie Foster" with 59% of votes. Final result from 356 votes is Sophie Foster, highlighted in blue /end id]

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hey guys. i think it would be really funny if garwin won the best character poll. amen.

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Wait has there ever been a kotlc post that breached containment. Like a post made specifically for the fandom that was taken way out of context by people who weren't specifically made for the fandom

S had a post rbed by haiku bot and I think people have reblogged things for the wrong fandom before, but I don't have any specific posts in mind. If anyone has any feel free to send them and I'll check them out!

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what do y'all think of my canva skills. am i good enough for current ya authors yet

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Kotlc movie fan casts 🤪

Dimitar:

The forkles:

Fitz:

(Not Danny, Mr. Zimmer-Becker)

Keefe:

Dex:

Sophie:

Biana:

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How did Sophie know Elysian was a woman like… usually the narration is limited to Sophie’s knowledge and supposedly Elysian face isn’t visible. does Elysian just have like really big tiddies and Sophie was like “oh yes must be a gorl”

Elysian’s tits entered before she did. she’s got some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankaloos. big old tonhongerekoogers.

Serious answer: I’m assuming this was done on Shannon’s part, imparting that snippet of knowledge because it wasn’t something she needed or wanted left to interpretation. Shannon knows Elysian’s female, so she’s telling us even if the characters wouldn’t know for certain. It’s possible the voice gave it away, as in keeper there’s a pretty clear female/male society and it’s rather limited, so in their system a certain tenor of voice=female.

I would say it’s because Shannon needed a pronoun to use, but she has used they/them singular pronouns in one scene in the past, so if that was the case she could’ve used them again.

My assumption is this is another instance of limited gender expression and variation in the series that categorized Elysian into it quickly despite knowing very little about her. But big bonkhonagahoogs, humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous Elysian is a funnier explanation :)

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elves act awfully snobbish and superior for a species that would die if they tasted a single drop of a McDonalds sprite

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I think they can rotate

Thanks, I hate it! (/pos)

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Kinda gay to be a telepath. What are you probing? Other men?