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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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Oh cmon girl

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What might the miniature cows be doing during the hottest parts of the day?

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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

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Youre so ears, girl

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I will preface this video with saying Booboo is a highly unusual case. He approaches me and gets giddy and excited when I talk to him and engages in play. Because of his oddly docile nature he will be released in a sanctuary where there's no people anywhere near so he won't think of approaching them, though he only acts like this with me. I spoke to my mentor rehabbers and vet and they found his behavior endearing but assured me its extremely difficult to actually domesticated a cottontail and they wild up fast. Still, I love booboo and im concerned about him so im choosing the best spot for his personality and demeanor

In any case, booboo had high energy this morning as I cleaned the pen, so enjoy some wild binkies

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Eyebrows out here pooping in the oats again

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Bimbo and Himbo aren't gender locked

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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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