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KPop Hot 200 2016-2017 (25-1)

NOTE: POSTS ARE IN REVERSE ORDER SO START FROM THE BOTTOM POST

25: Eunsol - Bambino

This Bambino member I 100% stand behind being in the top 25...she has one of the best smiles in the industry but above that shes super hot and there is no stopping here...don’t be surprised if she is higher on next years list.

Deezy: Would any other kpop list of anything have Bambino this high? Probably not, but this is a fair ranking.

24: Woohee - Dal Shabet

If there is anyone on this list I would legit marry it would be her...I can’t point out any flaws...shes the best...for those of you that don’t know, look up the Someone Like You video by Dal Shabet if you want to see all of them in the best light, good showing for the group though.

Deezy: If anyone has a problem with this ranking, just know Smooth loves him some Woohee.

23: Hyomin - T-Ara

Another hot girl with a nice body? Yep this list is heating up...if you don’t like any girl in the top 25 then you gay...just admit it...you gay fam...btw this is only the 3rd hottest girl in t-ara and shes number 23 on the list smh.

Deezy: LOL

22: Tzuyu - Twice

Everyone knows that next year we are putting her in the top 10 so let’s just enjoy her at number 22 right now.

Deezy: Agreed.

21: Yujeong - Brave Girls

When people call you baby Naeun you know you are doing something right...a finish at number 21 in her first year in the business? Damn...unfortunately the group seems to be going through some issues so hopefully they continue cuz she can’t sing well enough for a solo career.

20: Eunjung - T-Ara

Short hair, long hair, black hair, red hair, 2011, 2016, drama, music it doesn’t matter when or how you see her this girl is constant fire, probably the only one in the business that can switch the style up and if they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up.

Deezy: Yoon Baek Hee is fire.

19: Lee Hyori

The queen of kpop, she’s the one that started it all and still finds herself in the top 20 after 15 years...that is truly impressive, all hail the queen.

Deezy: Respect.

18: Nari - Wassup

One of the better dancers on this list Nari comes in at number 18...hot spunky with a whole lot of attitude there is nothing she cant do...I don’t know why i like her so much, maybe its because she looks exactly like a girl i used to date idk.

Deezy: If she looks like a girl you used to date, ya dun goofed.

17: Nara - Hellovenus

If they call you baby Jiyeon you are doing something right but this Jiyeon is packing a huge punch! This girl is so attractive that I bet people have already started fapping.

16: Yuri - SNSD

Sweet Yuri, finally some respek put on a Girls Generation member...hats off to them for making it this high on the list...will it ever happen again? Probably not but let’s give them the respect they deserve.

Deezy: Yuri is really really hot in case you forgot.

15: Kyungli - 9muses

The lead singer of 9muses finds her way into the top 15...I’m not sure but she might be the highest rated lead singer on this list...anywho for her its all about the eyes...she has those f' me right here right now eyes.

Deezy: True real.  I’m surprised 9muses isn’t more famous just because of her.

14: Jieun - Secret

Pictures do not do this girl justice for how hot she is...just watch the videos...secret might be the most underrated hot group of all time...unfortunately they cannot find a hit song to catapult them into stardom.

Deezy: Again, agreed.  Incredibly hot.  If she really does have a thing for Kwangsoo, dude is messing up by not hitting her up.

MWB: Damn.

13: Hong Jin Young

One of the oldest members on our list is actually one of the hottest as well...if you don’t know anything about Hong Jin Young, look her up you won’t be disappointed...watch all of her episodes on running man and say to me with a straight face that you aren’t in love after....you can’t.

MWB: IDK about Hong Jin Young guys. I’ve seen hotter girls before her on the list.

Deezy: She’s a flirt.  That may have influenced her ranking.

12: Jei - Fiestar

Actually Jei is the hottest lead singer on this list hahah I don’t even care if anyone else is ranked higher than this...boy oh boy not even sure what to say at this point...any of us would be lucky to even go on one single date with a any of these girls.

11: Yooyoung - Hellovenus

So I’m just gonna say that compared to her standards, she looks bad in the picture above...you do the math.

Deezy: Her in the Wiggle Wiggle dance practice video.  Bruh.  We talkin bout PRACTICE.

10: NS Yoon G

Probably the best body in kpop NS Yoon G hasn’t been releasing records as of late....you want to know what she has been focused on recently? Playing basketball, she consistently posts videos of her shooting around at a gym and she even was on of the commentators on the NBA All Star for Korean TV....if she was still active in the music game she might have been number 1.

Deezy: She’s a Kobe/Lakers fan so she has good taste.  Speaks English fluently.  Just really hot so I’ll contribute more pics.

MWB: Great pic. Nice skin tone.

9: Jennie - Blackpink

I know its going to make a lot of people sad that she isn’t number one but first year on the list and she makes top 10? That’s not too bad of a finish...she will have time to reach the upper levels but for now shes just not there yet.

MWB: What happened here.

Deezy:

MWB: What happened.

Deezy:  Jennie is like Lebron entering the league.  Everyone knows she's going to be one of the greatest. Hopefully that’s where the comparisons stop, but no doubting the potential.  Best duo for years to come.

8: Jiyeon - T-Ara

This is the reason why I even listen to kpop...she’s my first my last my everything....there are no words for me to express how much her and the rest of T-Ara have changed my life and shes still only 23.

Deezy:

7: Suzy - Miss A

Suzy is top class all the way, she is the face of korea for a reason and there is no disrespect on this list...the committee likes the package that she brings but when it comes to overall hotness the committee wants to see more of her, your girl group cant take 3 years off and you expect to be number one.

Random audience member:  How are there 6 goddamn women better than the GOAT? These next spots better just be blank spaces.

Deezy: Hahaha

Random audience member: Suzy is The Rock.  She can take a decade off and come back to challenge for the STRAP.

6: Nana - After School

Probably not fair to add to this list since she is a legit model for the most part, it’s hard to argue with her beauty...she was just given all of God’s gifts and happens to be in a girl group as well.

Random audience member:  I've never seen her before. But damn.

Deezy: You may prefer this to the top 5.  I can say one of them probably wouldn't make any other kpop top 5 list.

Smooth:  Yeah ya’ll might be disappointed by one of them in top 5, but just know it came from a good place.

Random audience member: You guys are good people.  Type of dudes to be coaching a basketball team, let the autistic kid in and let him start chucking.

Deezy: She’s fire. Just little known.

Random audience member: Oh lord.

MWB: Oh gawd. Doesn’t sound good. If Suzy or Jennie are hotter than her then like...what happened here.

Random audience member: Deezy and Smooth must’ve invested financially in this girl.  Like this whole list has been some scumbag promotional/marketing technique.  These dudes are slanging the girl's mixtape and shit.  Giving us free download codes for her mixtape. Talking about "use these codes to download her shit on Napster."

Random audience member #2:  Two things: 1. My favorite all-female kpop group is T-Ara but I don't think Jiyeon is Top 10 worthy 2. Jisoo is the hottest member of Blackpink.

MWB: Dude not again. Jisoo is not the hottest.

Random audience member: Thank you. Always been my dude.  The truth shall set you free.

Smooth: This guy.

5: Dahye - Bestie

The one you’ve never heard of, Deezy’s favorite girl...she came out of nowhere but boy does she bring it...shes got the body, shes got the face there is nothing she cant do...she even raps....what more is there to say besides welcome to the top 5.

Deezy: Posting more Dahye pics.

4: Yura - Girls Day

Another rapper in the top 5, Yura charms us with her cuteness but don’t let that fool you, she is a vixen and everyone knows...she is gets slept on a lot when people talk about the hottest in kpop but she is for sure one of them....watch any Girls Day video.

3: Seolhyun - AoA

I thought long and hard about this one but the new face of Korea is number 3 on this list. She’s got the body and the personality to win over the hearts of everyone and will most likely end up at number 1 in the near future but for now she must settle as a top 3 player.

2: Naeun - Apink

Deezy: Blonde Naeun is the best Naeun. Super Saiyan status.  More pics.

1: Bora - Sistar

The queen! The reason why we are all here! The first true love! All hail Queen Bora who keeps it going despite multiple years in the game, here’s to at least 5 more strong years! That concludes our list folks.

Deezy: Can’t complain at all.

MWB: I knew Bora was going to take number 1. I’m liking Naeun at 2. She really is super hot.

Smooth: Naeun is fire.

MWB: Good shit brothers. List was great. Entertaining. Eye opening. Swag.

Deezy:  Greatest literary piece of the last 20 years.

Random audience member:  Saw number 1 coming from a mile away. Can't argue though.

Smooth: Beauty and the beast.

Deezy: I honestly don’t understand, Smooth.

MWB: Wife.

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KPop Hot 200 2016-2017 (50-26)

50: IU

The nations little sister is not so little anymore, unfortunately some of our panelists did not see that...IU is going to be around for a while so she still has time to get into that top 25.

Random audience member: The fuck?

49: Eunseo - Cosmic Girls

See next.

48: Luda - Cosmic Girls

See next.

47: Bona - Cosmic Girls

The Cosmic Girls are fire I don’t know how many other ways I can put this.....see 2 from now.

46: Solar - Mamamoo

Oh I love Solar....I love her so much....it pains me that she is this low but damn fam too good all the way.

MWB: Lmao. Damn. She’s fire geez.

45: Exy - Cosmic Girls

When you are the leader of the Cosmic Girls and you are a rapper and participated in Unpretty Rapstar...you get bumped pretty damn high on this list.

Deezy: There was a bit of bias both ways, but yeah Solar should be higher than her.

44: Minyoung - Brave Girls

To fully appreciate the Brave Girls just watch their music video Deepened- it will tell you all you need to know.

43: Jeonyul - Stellar

She can sing and she’s cute? What more could you want? Oh you want another video like Vibrato? I agree.

Deezy: Those are some stellar cheeks.

42: Doyeon - IOI

Honestly she shouldn’t be a singer, she should be a model that’s how hot she is...don’t look at photos of her around any female you may hope to keep in your life.

41: Taeyeon - SNSD

The queen stays queen...you are the leader of the greatest girl group ever? Automatically puts you top 50 and your looks boost you a little higher.

Deezy: Something about her being weak as fuck on Running Man was cute to me.

40: D.ana - Sonamoo

Still got a little baby fat? Yes....but that isn’t stopping her from making the top 40...and the fact that she walks around rocking the purple hair? my god give her the crown in a few years it’s over.

Deezy: Purple, blonde, whatever. She’s hot

39: Baby Soul - Lovelyz

I think Deezy put it best so I’m just going to write what he said: before i even looked at her i thought to myself if you call yourself baby soul you gotta be fire.....why yes Deezy, she is.

38: Hyuna

Former Wonder Girl, former 4minute girl Hyuna graces our list at number 38. If this was a list of who you’d want to see in your bed at night she’d be number one but unfortunately this is the end of the line for her here.

MWB: Flames.

37: Mijoo - Lovelyz

Finally, the last member of Lovelyz...they managed to grab spots at number 39 and number 37, not bad for a young group with time to grow....expect to see all 8 of them on this list again next year.

36: Hyosung - Secret

So I don’t know what to say about her...is it a tragedy she is this low? yes....is she STACKED? yes....can you look at pictures of her all day? Yes.....yes yes yes! Now cut to the DB theme music.

35: Krystal - f(x)

I added Krystal to this list because 1. she’s hot and deserves some respect for both her acting and singing and 2. I miscounted the list and was short by 1 person so welcome to the list Krystal way to be top 35.

Deezy: I had no say in this, but I have no qualms either.

34: Jessica

Older sister Jessica isn’t going down without a fight...she’s still making music and although she’s not with Girls Generation anymore she still looks good doing it.

33: Yuna - AoA

Deezy do you want to write this one?  Yuna has been slowly improving year by year but shes just hasn’t been at a top level long enough to crack the top 30...but here’s to hoping she continues her climb.

Deezy:  Yuna. Most underrated, never duplicated. Queen waifu.   Changes her hair every couple of months and I fuck with every one.

MWB: lol

Random audience member: Pictures are great.

32: Gayoung - Stellar

By far the least stacked in the group but I don’t think anyone even notices when they watch Stellar’s videos....they are just wondering how they can make her their gf.

31: Fei - Miss A

I know you all forgot Miss A was even on this list...well allow me to reintroduce them, this is Fei, the only Chinese member left in the group but that’s not stopping her, she continues to kill it.

30: Sowon - GFriend

This girl is fire...while she does absolutely nothing for the group...she brings the heat! She looks kinda awkward on stage with her long legs but once she grows into her body she will easily be top 25.

29: Linzy - Fiestar

Linzy does slightly more with her group but is still mostly there for looks. Like Sowon she does not always fit in with the rest of the group but look for her to remain solid over the years.

28: Minhee - Bambino

This one I don’t really agree with BUT if you look at body alone...she’s a top 5 player on this list so I can’t complain about this ranking, keep doing your thang Bambino.

27: Uji - Bestie

You talk about talent vocals and looks, this girl has it all! Now if only she'd invest in that boob job she might be able to push herself up to the top 10 lol jk natural is okay too.

Deezy: Yo that Whitney Houston cover though.

26: Irene - Red Velvet

I know everyone says they all look alike but there is clearly one that looks wayyyy better than the rest and that is Irene...until i did a deep dive in the group I couldn’t tell her apart from Seulgi or Yeri but now? Damn fam too good.

Deezy: Agreed.  I like the wacky Red Velvet videos, but it makes it hard to differentiate.  Then you pay more attention and realize Irene is super hot fire.

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KPop Hot 200 2016-2017 (75-51)

75: Yeri - Red Velvet

They say they all look the same....well if they all look this good then damnit whomever put this group together did a damn good job.

74: Jisoo - Lovelyz

Had you guys scared huh? You thought it was the other Jisoo...not yet... another member of Lovelyz in the top 100 and they still have 2-3 members left to be placed...damn that’s fuego.

73: Jisoo - Blackpink

Now lets here all of your hate as the 3rd cutest member in Blackpink ends up at number 73....don’t get me wrong she has potential but when you see the rest of this list you will know she never had a chance.

Random audience member: Whelp. Pack it up.

Deezy: I respect your work, Smooth, but this might compromise the legitimacy of the entire list.  Jisoo is top tier waifu material.

72: Subin - Dal Shabet

Probably the tallest girl on this list at 5'10″ Subin may be willing to date black guys...who knows?

71: Sana - Twice

Foreign line coming through strong for Twice as all of their non Korean members keep the group afloat...expect big things from this one especially.

MWB: Was Dahyun called already?

Smooth: Yeah.

70: Chahee - Melody Day

Chahee is fuego! The only thing more fuego is when she has her pink hair, be on the lookout if this group ever takes off she will be on all of the front pages.

Deezy: Can confirm. The pink hair does it.

MWB: Damn. Chahee. Sheesh.  Damn. These girls are all fire.

69: Minhee - Stellar

I tried to find the least sexiest picture of her on the internet and this is what i came up with...this girl is stacked and she wants it, just watch the videos.

68: Sejeong - IOI/Gugudan

Deezy’s favorite makes the list at number 68. She may not be the cutest we've seen so far but she more than makes up for it with her personality, check her out on variety shows.

Deezy: Waka flocka flames.  Sejeong is a real one.  Smile too cute for words.

67: Woojoo - Wassup

I think these girls rank higher due to the Jordan effect. These girls can always be seen wearing a pair of Js and Supreme clothing...and for that we salute them.

66: Yeoreum - Cosmic Girls

I don’t know how much more i need to reiterate that the Cosmic Girls and Lovelyz are here to top this list for a long time, just be prepared to hear about them a lot more.

65: Hyeri - Girls Day

The debate will always be whether or not she should have gone with short hair and if that changed her career arc...well placing number 65 on this talented list means you must be doing something right so shout out to her.

64: Yein - Melody Day

Personal opinion is that Chahee is the hottest one in this group but it’s hard to argue with the talent of Yein...two girls in the top 70? not a bad showing for the little known Melody Day.

Deezy: Tough call, but they’re both really really attractive.

63: Yein - Lovelyz

A little on the young side, this Yein has tons of potential and room to grow. She already has top 5 legs in the business, she just needs the rest to catch up and she may one day end up top 25.

Deezy: 2 Yeins, that’s cool.

62: Jinju - Wassup

Jinju may not always have it but she is willing to experiment to try and find it and for that we respect her. This may also be her last time on the list so let her get her shine on.

61: Eunji - Brave Girls

If you’ve never watched this girl do the splits then you are missing out on greatness, she also shows a lot of cleavage which puts her high on our list.

Deezy: She’s cute, but I admit Apink Eunji should’ve been the highest Eunji.  My bad.

60: Jeonghwa -EXID

She never gets the respect she deserves in the group but she has slowly and steadily been moving towards the forefront and has almost cemented herself as the hottest individual in the group...almost.

59: Sumin - Sonamoo

This girl is perky from head to toe and that’s all i will say about this for now.

58: Rose - Blackpink

One of the most controversial names on this list, Rose could not quite make the top 50 but she came close, expect her rise to continue....keep playing with fire girl.

Deezy: I like Rose, but this should’ve been Jisoo, at the very least.

57: Ailee

Our first solo artist on the list, ailee combines power vocals with power looks...also the nude pics...google them.

56: Hani - EXID

Don’t care what anyone says, Hani is still the hottest girl in this group...she should have been higher but there was some controversial voting...either way a top 56 finish isn’t too bad.

Deezy: It’s not that I don’t like Hani, but the short hair look was not a good look.

55: Sojin - Girls Day

My ride or die Sojin places number 55 on the list by coincidence...she deserves higher but unfortunately she is just too old at this point to be a real threat to the top spots but she is still looking good.

Deezy: Fine like wine, call her Vino.  Better with age.

54: Alice - Hellovenus

Another strong vocals run with the lead singer of Hellovenus making the list...Alice has come a long way since her debut and we've noticed the progress and rewarded it...keep up the good work.

53: Hadam - Bambino

When stripping meets kpop this is what you get....and we aren’t complaining! Keep up the good work.

52: Hayun - Brave Girls

This girl’s hips do not lie, i had to choose a picture of her sitting down so that people would not get too excited.

51: Ellin - Crayon Pop

When you think of Crayon Pop you don’t think of hot but go follow her on instagram and see if that doesn’t change your life....speaking of the gram she is on the handgram if you want to check out the selection over there.

Deezy: Whoever came up with their concept is not doing them justice.

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KPop Hot 200 2016-2017 (100-76)

Ya’ll ready for the top 100?

Random audience member: Go head then.

100: Chen Xiao - Cosmic Girls

There they go again!! This is the girl single handedly responsible for knocking off Seulgi, Bomi, Chorong etc etc...meet Cheng Xiao, get to know that name because she is a hitman.

99: Seoyoung - Hellovenus

H-E-L-L-O Venus welcome to the top 100. Expect to see a lot more members in the top 100 but this is only the beginning...5'5″ with brown eyes, can’t get much better than that.

98: Cao Lu - Fiestar

Only 3 picks into the top 100 and already 2 Chinese members, are the Chinese finally starting to catch up in the looks department to the Koreans? Stay tuned.

97: Sunhwa - Secret

She left the group this year but she still makes our list...even when she’s not part of the group she’s still putting up stats...damn.

96: Moonbyul - Mamamoo

You may be thinking to yourself “I thought Mamamoo was all Solar" and you would be wrong, introduce yourself to Moonbyul...the least talked about member of the group. Hopefully after making the top 100 of this list people will start putting some respek on her name.

Deezy:  Moonbyul looks really hot in that pic.

MWB: Hot.

95: Minah - Girls Day

She barely made it into the top 100, Minah is going to need to rely on more than her vocals if she wants to stay here for years to come.

Deezy: Smooth is trippin.  Minah’s a cutie.

94: Sujeong - Lovelyz

I told you Lovelyz was killing it right? Just another member to add to the list of fap bankable members.

93: Lizzy - After School

The first regular female contestant of Running Man makes our list not only for her incredible looks but also her personality.

92: Woori - Rainbow

One of the older members on our list, at age 28 Woori has still got it...probably would be the best person to actually date on this list if one of us was to date her but unfortunately this will be the last time on this list as her group disbanded and i don’t see her pursuing a solo rap career...hats off to Woori congrats on making top 100.

91: Jieqiong - IOI

Another Chinese member on this list? Already 3 in the top 100, the Chinese invasion is happening! but boy oh boy do they bring it.

Deezy: Damn the heat. Top 100 don’t fuck around.

Smooth: I’m low key scared to say the next 5. Might get murdered in the streets for it.

90: Mina - AoA

Sometimes she looks like a top 25 player, other times she’s got a jaw line like Roy Jones...she’s very inconsistent but she’s at such a high level that it doesn’t matter she can still be top 100...she also holds the record as the girl that came closest to defeating Seolhyun in a video(see: Like a Cat).

Deezy: Seems like the millionth Mina on the list, but my favorite one.  Tiny and dorky, but still fire.

89: Momo - Twice

Japan is up in this piece with the famous Twice dancer Momo...Momo famously did not make the final group but JYP made a exception and put her on the squad because he saw so much talent...well JYP we see it too.

88: Uee - After School

One of the faces of After School, she has been one of the fortunate ones to keep her career alive through tv shows...she is also 5'7″-5'8″ so shout out to the tall women.

87: Hyorin - Sistar

S-i-s-ttt-a wait hold up...what is she doing this far down? Did something happen? Well it did, Hyolyn has officially become the least attractive member of Sistar...yes you heard it here first.

86: Soyul - Crayon Pop

I don’t think Ive ever seen a girl look this good with front bangs...that alone gets her into the top 100 but add in a cute face, skinny body and some vocals and you find yourself at 86.

Deezy: My kpop Yukiko (Persona 4).

Random audience member: Was Yukiko the side piece?

Deezy: Nah Yukiko was the main. Rise was the side.

MWB: Yo what up Momo.

Random audience member: Yeah Rise was too clingy.

85: Xuan Yi - Cosmic Girls

Honestly this is the Cosmic Girls world and we just live in it...these girls are young and on fire, I don’t see them slowing down any time soon.

84: Kei - Lovelyz

This girl is great...there’s not much more i can say but she is a rising star...shout out.

83: Soyou - Sistar

I picked a picture with a surprised look on her face for 3 reasons: 1) she beat out Hyolyn 2) she lost to Dasom 3) she is shocked that shes not top 50 after her workout transformation.

82: Eunji - Apink

The most lovable member of the group finds herself getting no love on this list...she is easily top 100 but she finds herself not getting top 50 respect...if this were vocals she’d get top 10 for sure.

MWB: I disagree.

Random audience member: 82? Oh dear God.

81: Seohyun - SNSD

Will any of the girls generation members make top 50? IDK it’s looking pretty bleak for the most popular group in the nation.

80: Jiwon - Spica

Former T-Ara member and stacked human being Jiwon finds herself at number 80, not a bad showing from the girls of Spica but they are officially out.

Deezy: Pour one out.

79: Hyemi - 9muses

They may not have their full group anymore but the are sure fighting hard to make a name for themselves on this list...respect the process.

78: Dasom: Sistar

The new face of Sistar? Oh wait there is still one more left but still, the new number 2 of Sistar? Who would have predicted that 2-3 years ago?

Deezy: Hard work and dedication pays off.

77: Yoona - SNSD

She acts, she sings, what more do you want from her? She’s been in the business for a long time but is still placing top 80...amazing.

76: Jaekyung - Rainbow

The leader, the face, the singer of Rainbow is the last member of the group to grace this list. Let us take a moment to pay our respects to a great girl group and wish them the best of luck in their lives...it doesn’t seem like any of them will be returning to the music industry so cheers to them on successful careers.  

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KPop Hot 200 2016-2017 (125-101)

Alright let’s see if we can piss anyone off.

125: Dawon - Cosmic Girls

The battle heats up between these rookie girl groups...I don’t know anything about them really but i know they are fighting for that number 1 spot...the only thing i know about cosmic girls is that they were each assigned a zodiac sign to represent and Dawon represents aries.

Deezy: Knowledge.

124: Mina - Gugudan

Controversy alert! As a member of IOI she was overshadowed but as a member of gugudan she vaults herself up the list to number 124...yes you can be on the list twice if you are in two groups.

Deezy: Alright I’m confusing myself with these double listings.

123: Tiffany - SNSD

Oh no when you start throwing names like Tiffany around you know you must be approaching something great on the list...Tiffany is the warning shot that this battle is going to heat up.

Deezy: Damn. Tiffany at 123.  If we put this list out, people might literally kill us.

122: Haeryung - Bestie

Uh oh another girl from bestie on this list outside the top 100...a dark horse, this group was supposed to have it all...can their last two members save the day for them?

121: E-Young - After School

Shout out to the After School girls making this list even though they’ve been on hiatus for 3 years...little known fact about Eyoung, she plays the cello, guitar, electric guitar, bass, drums, piano and flute all at a fairly high level.

120: Sooyoung -SNSD

Two Girls Generation members outside of the top 100? both of them not getting the respect to at least make the top 100? damn this list is cold.

119: Soobin - Cosmic Girls

The main vocalist of cosmic girls soobin represents the sign Virgo.

118: Soyee - Gugudan

Whenever Gugudan sees Cosmic Girls on the list they gotta fire right back with one of their own, so bam top that! only question is....are they running out of members to throw up there?

117: Seulgi - Red Velvet

Woah woah another Red Velvet member outside the top 100? what is happening today? this list is getting insane! They said some heavy hitters would fall today and it is happening.

116: Mei Qi - Cosmic Girls

Who are these Cosmic Girls? Why are they pushing people out of the top 100? i guess we will find out, stay tuned...Mei Qi represents libra btw.

Random audience member: I’m respecting these picks.

MWB: Idk a lot of these, but they all look pretty hot.  Seulgi should be higher, but I’m OK with it.

Random audience member: Boram hurt me pretty bad I’m not gonna lie. I stared outside the window for a bit.

Smooth: The next 15 is gonna be brutal. I apologize in advance.

115: Yezi - Fiestar

Yezi Yezi Yezi she brings that hot fire but is dumb as rocks, but you don’t have to be smart when you look like that.

114: SinB - GFriend

My favorite girl of the group, she is the lifeblood of GFriend and has a chance to be the hottest member with a little bit of dedication.

113: Kaeun - After School

The bad girl of After School, she was just coming up when they went on hiatus so her talent was never seen...little known fact, she now is a dj while waiting for after school to return.

112: Mina - Twice

Mina is probably one of the most important members in Twice as she is part of their foreign line....long live the land of the rising sun.

111: Qri - T-Ara

You mention STACKED you mention her name, she’s been in the business for a while now but lord almighty is she improving year by year.

110: Lisa - Blackpink

The only member of Blackpink to not make the top 100, Lisa falls just short at 110...MWB is going to probably be upset by this but RESPEK THA LIST.

Random audience member: Lisa has bars.

109: Sihyun - Spica

This is a win for the short hair lovers as she normally has a boy hair cut but she keeps the dream alive for having a girl with boy hair in the top 100.

108: Nahyun - Sonamoo

Oh you thought Sonamoo had fallen off and they wouldn’t make a comeback on this list? think again as they show off Nahyun...expect her in the top 100 next year.

MWB: Nahyun is hot.

107: Chaeyeon - IOI

IOI has got the looks and the talent this is just another shining example of that...will she be able to retain her rank after IOI disbands, we shall see.

106: Wendy - Red Velvet

The best english speaker on this list, Wendy represents the Canadian Korean population well...her strong vocals are not the only thing where she is top tier...so close to 100.

105: Solji - EXID

This must be the power vocals section as we have another lead singer in the group and another girl that can match vocals and looks, welcome to the list Solji.

104: JIN - Lovelyz

Another Lovelyz member to grace the list, what can i say that hasn’t already been said... these girls are hot.

103: Chorong - Apink

So close yet so far for this Apink member...top 100...she almost did it but unfortunately her looks just did not cut it in this difficult list...there is always next year.

Random audience member: Chorong is top 20 EASY. Ya dun goofed.

102: Sungah - 9muses

9 muses should change their name to 5 muses as there are only 5 members left but they kept a good one here, unfortunately she was not able to make top 100 and fell just short.

101: Yuna - Brave Girls

First runner up is Yuna for the top 100, this is also the first time we've seen Brave Girls on this list...expect to see a lot more of them in the top 100.

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KPop Hot 200 2016-2017 (150-126)

150: Hyejeong - AoA

Let the controversy begin, some may argue that she is the 3rd best looking AoA member but she finds herself at number 150 for a reason...she is the cover girl for never being able to lose that baby fat.

149: Soyeon - T-Ara

What is going on here? the lead singer of the group t-ara finds herself as the lowest rank member of the squad, can the rest of the squad bring her up?

148: Boram - T-Ara

Not so fast! Boram joins her bandmate on this list, while not as talented musically and not as tall we hold a special place in our hearts for Boram and gave her the nod above Soyeon.

Random audience member: We have our first snub.  I respect the academy though!

147: Bohyung - Spica

This spica member had so much potential but that jaw line....maybe she shaved her jaw a little too much??

146: Jimin - AoA

Personal favorite Jimin finds herself higher than expected on this list...slowly she has been getting hotter and hotter and looking more and more stacked! Im never getting sick of that puss.

145: Sally - Gugudan

Another gugudan member? how many of these girls are there you may be asking but thats the wrong question...the question is how high can this group go and how long will it take for them to realize their potential.

144: Hyemi - Fiestar

Fiestar welcome to the list! Hyemi may not be the cutest one in the group but she for sure isn’t ugly...all 5 members in the top 145, not a bad showing for Fiestar.

143: Yoojung - IOI

She’s cute, she’s bubbly and she kills it on the variety shows...look out for this one, she puts in work.

142: Dayoung - Cosmic Girls

13 members in the group and this is the 12th cutest girl and she is at number 142...scary scary.

MWB: Dayoung is hot.

141: Jisook - Rainbow

A group that is all about staying in shape? A group that is in their late 20s but still looks good? Sign me up, welcome to the list Jisook her first and only appearance as Rainbow disbanded this year.

140: Min - Miss A

The feisty one of the group min is the first Miss A member on the list...she is very stacked for a Korean girl almost sometimes to the point where it looks funny so  that’s why she ended up here.

MWB: You were too nice to Min on this list.

139: Somi - IOI

The leader of IOI and another JYP product, somi finds herself having the best year of her life, not a talented singer but still picked to be the leader of IOI, she finds herself making the top 140 of this list too, congrats somi keep it up.

Deezy: Hope we don’t get arrested for this.

138: Hyunyoung - Rainbow

The queen of kpop fitness, Hyunyoung is known for her instagram workout videos and her tight body, normally that would earn her a higher place on this list but with so much competition she finds herself towards the middle of the pack.

137: Hwasa - Mamamoo

One of our panelists was really high on this girl, in his words "dog she is SO THICK", the other panelist wasn’t so high leading to her being in  the middle of the back but not a bad showing.

Deezy: LOL

136: Eunha - GFriend

This member of gfriend takes no prisoners with her cute looks and attractive body, look for her to try and vault herself up at least 40 spots before next years list is released.

Deezy:  Had I seen this one, she might've been higher.

Smooth: Gotta do that research, fam.

MWB: I’m glad Jia is still to be called.

Smooth: Sorry to tell you Jia isn’t on the list.

MWB: Wowwwwww. You guys are fucked up.  So fucked.

135: Bomi - Apink

The fun of Apink she should be a lot higher on this list but someone was a hater and rated her low, shes got it all the looks, the spirit and vocals...next year...next year.

MWB: Yo why is Bomi 135? She’s so cute.

Smooth: I know fam I know. Tragedy.

134: Nayoung - IOI

Now we are getting to the fire!!! things are heating up as we approach the top 100 but unfortunately Nayoung didn’t make it but next year will be different.

133: Serri - Dal Shabet

Come over here, Dal Shabet boy oh boy Serri is the freak of the group...she’s the one you’d want to meet at the bar for sure, cheers to Serri keep doing your thing.

132: Chungha - IOI

Another girl on the list that was critically misplaced, the dancer of IOI brings the heat...just watch the whatta man video.

Deezy: Agreed about Whatta Man.

131: Wheein - Mamamoo

The backup vocals of Mamamoo, she may be short in stature but she packs a punch! if she wasn’t so short she might be a little higher on this list.

130: Sojin - 9muses

The bad girl of 9 muses comes in at number 130...not a bad showing, can she rank high next year? will there be a comeback for 9muses? or will they be the next to disband?

129: Jiae - Lovelyz

If you haven’t noticed by now the girls from Lovelyz are all lovely and she fits that mold...this group is going to take off as they get older.

128: Nayoung - Gugudan

It’s the battle of the young groups as Lovelyz and Gugudan fight for supremacy with cosmic girls...who will come out on top?

Deezy: Messed up again rating her twice.  At least her rankings are pretty close.

127: Seola - Cosmic Girls

Speaking of Cosmic Girls...boom they fire right back with a heavy hitter of their own...saying they will see you in the top 100 Lovelyz and Gugudan.

126: Narae - Spica

Another Spica girl...how high can this group go? we shall see just wait for our next installment when we dive into the top 125.

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KPop Hot 200 2016-2017 (175-151)

175: Chaeyoung - Twice

Another absolute shocker on the list, this girl has unrealized potential and def she expected herself to be above jihyo but maybe shes just not ready to challenge the leader of the group.

174: Jihyo - Twice

Speaking of the leader of Twice, here she is...she managed to beat 2 members of her group but could not escape her lack of talent and finds herself at number 174.

173: Mimi - Gugudan

Gugudan is coming and here is one of the girls bringing it...unfortunately she could not crack the top 150 but nonetheless has a nice showing.

MWB:  She's not bad.

172: Yeonjung - Cosmic Girls

The Cosmic Girls show up on the list, this girl has a chance to rise on next years list, she just needs to lose some weight (by Korean standards).

Deezy: DISCLAIMER: We messed up here and actually ranked her twice because she was in IOI, but she’ll be part of Cosmic Girls going forward.  “Why is she almost 20 spots higher?” you may ask.  Speaks to the Strength of the List that the second time we saw her, opinion changed enough to move her up 20 spots.  Everyone on the list is still someone you would approach at the bar.

171: Minjae - Sonamoo

Just like deja vu another sonamoo girl on this list, they are expected to be an up and coming group but will they have any members be able to put it all together and crack the top 100?

170: Hyoyeon - SNSD

Controversy alert! another snsd member in the bottom half of the list?? these girls are offended right now...the queens deserve more respect but that just shows this list isn’t about what you’ve done but what you are doing.

169: Seungah - Rainbow

There are two big reasons she made it this high on the list...I’ll let you figure it out.

168: Geummi - Crayon Pop

Not a good sign that 3 of the 5 members of the group have already appeared on this list...will they be the first group to have all of their members appear on the list??

167: Yeoeun - Melody Day

Melody Day members getting no respect on the very first top 200 list! Will their other members finish in respectable positions to make up for these bad placements?

166: Choa - AoA

She came, she saw, she fell off....had this list been made 2 years ago she might have made top 50 but oh how the mighty have fallen, cant even crack the top 150 at this stage in her career...pay your respects.

Deezy: Choa deserves respect, fam.

Smooth:  Hey she beat 34 girls. She should be proud of that.

MWB:  These last few girls are pretty hot.

Smooth:  This is a tough list to be on.  Shows you the strength of the industry.

MWB:  I can see that.

Smooth:  Got some pretty big names at the bottom of this list. Choa, Sunny.

165: Joy - Red Velvet

The first member of Red Velvet to grace our list. Half of the time you cant tell them apart but one thing i do know, joy is the worst and thats why we find her here.

MWB: Joy is hot.

164: Yuji - Gfriend

By far the best singer we've had on the list so far, this gfriend member combines power vocals with good enough looks, maybe someday soon she will take the next step and bring her visual to her vocal level.

163: Dahyun - Twice

Queen of the baby fat club, Dahyun needs the gym if she wants to make it to the next level...but she’s been too busy conquering the world as a member of Twice so she hasn’t had any real motivation to reach the next level herself.

162: Le - EXID

She writes most of the songs for EXID but gets none of the credit and she finds herself pretty low on this list, once again getting no credit.

Deezy: Didn’t know that.  Impressive, fam.

161: Hana - Gugudan

Gugudan is all over the list but unfortunately we haven’t even cracked the top 150 and they’ve already lost 3 members, hopefully the rest of the group can make up for this slow start.

MWB: Jennie is number 4.  Suzy is top 10.  Seulgi is in my top 10, too.  Rose I would rank in top 10, too.

Deezy:  There's probably at least one girl in the top 5 where you’ll be like who the hell is that.

Smooth: Oh man.  Bout to be so much disappointment in the top 100.

MWB:  This list is actually ducked up is Jennie isn't in top 5. Or Suzy.

Random audience member:  Yeah gonna have to agree with MWB here. I remember when Billboard snubbed Tupac.  When Game Informer snubbed River City Ransom out of its Top 100.  When ESPN snubbed Kobe. Don't know if you guys are ready for the heat.

Smooth:  If you feel as if the list is not up to par volunteer to be a part of next years rankings.

Deezy: River City Ransom.  How’d they fuck that up c’mon.

MWB: I’m a Blink. Jennie is going to be a superstar.

Random audience member:  Jennie's like Jahlil Okafor. I mean she’s cool. But there’s already a better option on the team.

160: Sohye - IOI

Coming in at 160 is this bright and cheerful IOI member. While she isn’t the most popular she has a chance to be big time with her infectious personality...she may have finished 5th in produce 101, but she sure did not come close to that here.

159: Sujin - Wassup

Not the most popular or talented member of the group but still a strong contributor in the looks department...fun fact her last name is Bang.

158: Hyeyeon - Gugudan

Not looking good for the gugudan girls as this is already their 4th member to be on this list...will they be the first girl group to go extinct?

157: Dain - Wassup

Another wassup member falling short, fun facts about her, her real name is Song Ji Eun...keep that name in mind as you will see it again...also fun fact she was once a member of hellovenus before dropping out.

MWB: Damn.

156: Keumjo - 9Muses

Little known member of 9muses, Keumjo has big potential but will her group disband before she can realize the potential.

155: Hana - Secret

Hana marks the first secret member on our list...this is a strong group that is looking to take home gold.

154: Hyoeun - Stellar

If you had asked me prior to this competition which group would have all of its members in the top 100, stellar would have been the darkhorse but here was are with one of their members not even making the top 150, will they recover?

MWB: She needs to be higher.

153: Ahyoung - Dal Shabet

The talented dal shabet sends their weakest member into the gauntlet..she has potential but is too inconsistent to warrant anything higher, will she figure it out by next year?

Deezy: She looks fine here.

152: Nayeon - Twice

All she wanted for christmas is her two front teeth and boy oh boy did she get just that...if not for those she would be in the top 150 instead this year she will have to be on the outside looking in.

151: Yeoreum - Hellovenus

Heavy favorite Hellovenus was an inch away from having all of its members in the top 150, will yeoreum landing outside of the top 150 hurt their group chances? should they cut her? and who will make the top 150, stay tuned.

Smooth:  Still no Blackpink members so they are all safe in the top 150.

MWB: They should all be in top 50.

Smooth: Good work on this list brother Deezy.  Exciting twists and turns.

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KPop Hot 200 2016-2017 (200-176)

In the name of science, Deezy and Smooth present to you the Hot 200 Kpop List of 2016-2017.  Rules of the list are simple: rank the hottest ACTIVE female kpop stars from 1-200.  We made an exception for After School to fill out the list, and we forgot f(x) for some reason.  We tried to be as unbiased possible, but as we found out, that’s impossible.

Smooth will provide the majority of commentary, but I will pop in from time to time with color analysis to his play by play.  Also included is special guest commentary from our friend, MWB, and the studio audience.  Let’s begin:

200: Umji - GFriend

One of the younger members of Gfriend, she really doesn’t add anything to the group in terms of vocals or looks, she is just there to be there....expect her to get cut at some point.

199: Chanmi - AoA

Another person that brings down their group, no real personality, shes just there since she is under contract.

Deezy: Personally, I actually think Chanmi’s kind of cute, but I also support everything AoA.

Smooth:  I fell off the AoA bandwagon though so they have lower ratings.

198: Yoonhye - Rainbow

The group recently broke up but that doesn’t stop them from being on our list, they are ashamed that one of their members placed so low though.

197: Namjoo - Apink

Shes got the vocals but def does not have the looks but its okay because she contributes to the group in some way.

196: NewSun - Sonamoo

In a group that hasn’t hit their stride yet, still time to get that surgery...got the name though.

195: Noeul - Rainbow

Rainbow placing pretty low so far but this girl had potential, she just never realized it..what a tragedy.

194: High.D - Sonamoo

Same as the other sonamoo member, still time to learn and grow and dominate.

193: Choa - Crayon Pop

The less attractive twin in the group, only earns points because she is a twin.

192: Jiae- Wassup

This group wears J's during all of their performances so it automatically makes them hotter but she is bottom of the barrel with her group.

191: Yeonjung - IOI

The most popular group in 2016 has much more talent than what is on display, you wont see another member for a while.

190: Haebin - Gugudan

A new group in the world of kpop, they have one very talented person the rest are just riding her wave, lets see if this group picks it up in the future.

189: Euijin - Sonamoo

These girls are young and ready to make a name for themselves with their dance moves but they aren’t there yet...hence the low ranking.

188: Raina - Afterschool

The voice of after school and orange caramel finds herself at the bottom of this list...while she is the soul of after school, shes not the one that gets the blood flowing.

187: Jeongyeon - Twice

Controversial for those that like girls with short hair, but I think we all can agree she is the worst in the most popular kpop group right now.

MWB:   I have to disagree with the Jeongyeon.

Smooth:  I agree with you MWB. Deezy didn’t agree and rated Jihyo pretty high. I did my best to bring that rating down while remaining true to the process.

186: Yerin - GFriend

The life of gfriend, always up to something goofy finds herself on the outside looking in, but at least she can say shes not the worst in the group.

Deezy: She’s like WTF 186?

185: Nada - Wassup

Deezy must not have seen this image when rating her, leading her to be lower on the list, the face couldn’t carry her.

Deezy: He’s right.

MWB: Butterface. But that booty tho.

184: Hayoung - Apink

Everyone’s favorite group sees their biggest casualty, Hayoung...she does nothing for this group, lets move on.

Deezy: I fucks with Hayoung.

183: Hyerin - EXID

Honestly you forget she is in the group when there are such powerhouses surrounding her, but not a bad showing.

182: Boa - Spica

Another controversial one, i can show you pictures where she looks like a solid 8 and pictures where shes barely pushing 5...this inconsistency puts her lower on the list.

MWB:  Digging this one. I see potential. Boa looks like a wild one.

Smooth: Oh for sure she’s wild. That’s your type, MWB.

MWB: WTF.  Boa is 30.  Love that.

181: Yoomin- Melody Day

Personally thought shed be a little higher on the list because of her being in shape and the belly button ring...but she finds herself at the bottom of her group and the bottom of this list, the belly ring isn’t good enough.

180: Dahee - Bambino

Our first bambino girl, these girls put it all on the line with every performance, but unfortunately dahee couldnt put it out there enough to crack the top of our list.

179: Sunny - SNSD

Could it be that the queens of kpop have a member ranked so low? well it just happened...sunny may be stacked but she just got dropped by the competition.

MWB:  This Sunny girl is very inconsistent. There good pics and then many bad pics I'm seeing on google.

178: Lime - Hellovenus

The bad girl of the wiggle wiggle group could not wiggle her way to a higher spot so 178 will have to do.

MWB: Oh I’d smash like.

177: Way - Crayon Pop

The other twin couldn’t do much better than her sister but distances herself enough to earn the title of hotter twin.

176: Mina - IOI

Lots of potential for this former ioi member, she just needs time to grow and lose some of the baby fat.

MWB:  Do you have Seulgi on this list.

Smooth:  Of course we do fam. Told you this is scientific.

MWB: Just making sure.