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Why do bugs in the south chase you like you owe them some money
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*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
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I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.
I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.
I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.
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So you’re telling me Tetsuya Nomura literally just did a rock-band au redesign of KH3 Sora and Riku (and Noctis), gave them different names and called it a day?
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anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
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so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen
who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh
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