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lucy: what did he say?

lockwood: mhm

Lucy: what did skull say.

lockwood: hmm?

Lucy: LOCKWOOD WHAT DID THE SKULL VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SAY

Lockwood: OHHHH the skull. I don't know

lucy: we're going to die.

Lucy:

Lucy: heyyy wait what's that glowing blob behind me and when did it get there

Lockwood: [to skull] repeat your damn self I can't hear you over my chains clinking in my belt

Lockwood and Lucy swapping abilities would not go well because Lucy is constantly staring at Lockwood and not ghosts and Lockwood has audio processing issues.

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ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH THIS AND YOUR STYLE

Some doodles of my Lockwood&Co and PJO crossover George is 100% the only one that knows where they're supposed to go

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Holly and Kipps both being offered to stay in 35 Portland row and both saying I would rather face London rent on bad salaries than stay with these teenagers. Co-workers to best friends arc to me.

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precisely one of the first conversations lucy had after joining lockwood and co

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SOBBING

I do still find the Holly-Lucy dynamic so funny though

Lucy: damn Holly must be really into Lockwood my sixteen-year-old boss who's clearly deeply attractive to everyone expect for me.

Holly, an adult lesbian: I just really really don't want to live in this house.

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george and me are one and the same when it comes to perfectly comfortable third wheeling. Lockwood and Lucy would be eating spaghetti and accidentally doing the lady and the tramp thing and then George would walk up like "oh look pasta!!" and bring over a fork

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My sibling has started reading the later lw&c books and pointed out this Penelope person knows a whole lot about her grandma

The sweet summer child

thats funny huh. wonder why

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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ugh. Every character in Lockwood & Co. are the biggest losers you’ve ever seen. They’re the coolest guys around. They hate each others guts. They love each other more than the world. They’re polar opposites. They’re the exact same. They’re literally unhinged. They’re the only sane ones for miles. They’re entirely incompetent. They’re the best ones at their job. They clash on the regular. They complete each other.

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nobody here sees my vision do they

unfortunately i made a connection

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oh fun

stating the obvious here but 35 portland row is so beautiful as a whole.

i mean theres death and misery and reminders of what's lost soaked into the very floorboards, stained carpets and horror stacking up, tragedy you can touch and something you can't look in the eyes waiting with your blood under its nails. but there is also sugar on the table.

there are pictures on the wall and dishes in the sink and beds with extra blankets and laughing you can hear from the stairwell, and i mean you know who it is because you've heard it enough and you know hes throwing his head back because that's how he sounds when he laughs that hard, and I mean sometimes youll still take a blanket from your bed and sit under it with her because it feels even more like home that way. sometimes youll find your clean laundry on your bed and it's still warm.

I mean it is so so so cold outside and its cold inside here too, but ours is a different cold. cold like a hand in yours right before you grab it with your other to bring warmth. it's a gentle kind of thawing when you feel boiling waters steam on your cheeks and it's a gentle kind of thawing when you start to hear the house creaking as a contented sigh, and then you'll sigh too, and i mean theres death and misery and reminders of what's lost soaked into the very floorboards, but when its spring again we'll do spring cleaning together like those happy families on tv. there is sugar on the table for you because someone remembered how you like your tea.

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stating the obvious here but 35 portland row is so beautiful as a whole.

i mean theres death and misery and reminders of what's lost soaked into the very floorboards, stained carpets and horror stacking up, tragedy you can touch and something you can't look in the eyes waiting with your blood under its nails. but there is also sugar on the table.

there are pictures on the wall and dishes in the sink and beds with extra blankets and laughing you can hear from the stairwell, and i mean you know who it is because you've heard it enough and you know hes throwing his head back because that's how he sounds when he laughs that hard, and I mean sometimes youll still take a blanket from your bed and sit under it with her because it feels even more like home that way. sometimes youll find your clean laundry on your bed and it's still warm.

I mean it is so so so cold outside and its cold inside here too, but ours is a different cold. cold like a hand in yours right before you grab it with your other to bring warmth. it's a gentle kind of thawing when you feel boiling waters steam on your cheeks and it's a gentle kind of thawing when you start to hear the house creaking as a contented sigh, and then you'll sigh too, and i mean theres death and misery and reminders of what's lost soaked into the very floorboards, but when its spring again we'll do spring cleaning together like those happy families on tv. there is sugar on the table for you because someone remembered how you like your tea.

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the way lucy describes 35 portland row seems so cozy like wdym ur practicing ur rapier skills next to a row of socks

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[about the bone glass]

lockwood: hey, can you guys hear anything?

lucy: you know what I hear? I hear the sound of you SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

George: let's see.... seven?

Lucy: what the FUCK are you talking about.

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skull: she's either a bitch or a ghost. RUN, SHES A GHOST AND A BITCH!!!!!

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Lockwood: I'm gonna make a snowMan and a snowWoman, and maybe even a little snow Jessica! but I guess I'll have to make them dead, because my family's dead.

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[kipps, knocking on Lockwoods door in the middle of the night]

Lockwood: (from inside) WHO IS IT

[lockwood opens the door]

Lockwood, monotone: oh its you youre still alive.

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skull: you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on I cant WAIT for this bitch to kill you.

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lucy: holly, sweetie, open the door! 😊

holly: lucy? is that you?

Lucy: move your ass! 😊

holly: it IS you!!!

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[george is lying on the ground after falling from a beam]

Lockwood: don't yell at US, we didn't do it.

lucy: george's fat ass broke the beam!!!

[the broken beam proceeds to fall directly on top of george and everyone starts screaming]

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george, to Lockwood: have you done our taxes yet?oh wait, you're dyslexic.

george: done our yet taxes have? you?

george: you I'm answer hey talking me! to!

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holly: 21..... 20.......19.....

Lucy: this bitch can't count. a math deficient lesbian with scoliosis! what IS it with me and lesbians??

Lucy: it's the jacket. I need a makeover.

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lucy: [alone rapier training] looks like it's just you and me, floating joe.

Lucy: [voicing floating joe, one of the training dummies] call me joe.

Lucy: okay joe........ im going fuckin crazy.

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Lucy: come back here!!!!! I am not doing these dishes alone again! I mean it! im not the damn maid! [turns to lockwood] hey, listen, lockwood, how about you and I discuss our non-corporal-punishment stance?

[lockwood is absently eating george's leftovers]

Lucy: gah! DON'T EAT HIS CRUMBS, WE'RE NOT POOR!

[later]

Lucy: maybe we are poor. where's the damn dishwasher?

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lucy: don't screw with me! if you know something, just say it!

skull: [whiny voice] I won't DO it!!!! [normal voice] if youre so smart, figure it out yourself. or die trying.

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Lucy: leaving me alone and defenseless in a cemetery. What a guy.

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lucy: Let's eat!

holly: Let's pray first!

skull: [laughs] you need to pray.

lucy: don't you have anything better to do?!?!

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kipps: why on earth did we decide to hole up in the old school house? why? why?!?!?!

lockwood: because the mall was closed. I don't know.

kipps: we passed rei, we passed on oshman's. we passed neiman's, for petes sakes! you're an IDIOT!!!!

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holly: I come from a long line of quasi-lesbian ghost killers!! I'm not scared of your draggy ass!

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[pre series]

lockwood: I don't wanna be the only kid without a mom!!!!

Jessica: ANTHONY!!!!

lockwood: they beat me up all the time, I don't need another gosh damn reason!!!!

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lockwood: I've been holding this in for too long..... it's time this came out.

lockwood: I gotta poop.

lucy:

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[pre series]

jessica, dragging kipps to lockwood: if he's dead, don't even THINK I'm paying you for watching him.

kipps: ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!!! I SAID OW!!!

Jessica: I heard you and I DON'T CARE!!!!!

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[in a haunted bathroom]

Lockwood: thats a girls restroom and I don't have to go.

George: I do have to go, but I'm pee shy and need my privacy.

Lucy: just SHUT UP and GET INSIDE.

George: they say the bathroom ghost lives here......

holly: in the name of jesus--

George: WHAT ARE YOU DOING CAN YOU STOP THAT?!?!???

holly: I'm casting her out ! :)

[the door opens on its own and everyone screams]

holly, looking at an empty restroom: it worked. huh.

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theres more but I spent too long already

l&co animated show except its just the ghost stories dub

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l&co animated show except its just the ghost stories dub