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Kazakhstan’s Minister of Communications and Informatics has blocked the Tumblr site because it contained 60 sites of terrorism, extremism, and pornography in 2015.
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the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com
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"I asked Grok.""I asked Chat gpt." ok, well, i asked Sam winchester, and he said,"So get this...
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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women
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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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told my mom i was out looking at birds and she asked me why i couldnt just listen to a crime podcast instead
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i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!
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does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor
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it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component
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is it not enough to allow your imagination to do the work when i say im baking topless. must you also ask for video evidence
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I think about sending a lot of you through the trapdoor
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if you’re not in love with me just unfollow me tbh
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